2019 St. Patty's Event!

Casual Sleeve Topx2
Rainbow Skirt
Clover Tales
Clover Glowing Egg
Pot of Gold Secrets
Rainbow Gloves
Rainbow Sloped Sweaterx2
St Patrick Skirtx2
Luck of the Irishx2
Leprechaun Pants
Mushroom Patchx2
Clover Balloon
Golden Horseshoex2
Lucky Cookie
Clover Sweater
Sloped Sweater
Mushroom Garden Pearl
Clover Stockings
Bow Boots
Irish Curls Wig
Straight Bob Cut Wig
Lucky Gold Clover
Bow Shawl!!!!!!

The Adulting Checklist

Decorate like an adult -2017

Got married -2017

Spent $972+delivery on a table -2017

Get a dog -2018

Have a baby

Get a promotion -2018

Buy a house

Female Comebacks

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

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