To become a contestant just post here and once we have a good number of those wishing to enter and we have the details finalized I will mail everyone with when and how to submit their talent.
Your talent can be ANYTHING that does not violate Mara rules and can be shared over the internet.
This includes, but not limited to:
Telling Jokes, Drawing Pictures, Writing Poetry/Stories, Making Graphics, Submitting a Video of you doing something in Real Life etc.
Be someone who has never heard of the feminist movement [ ]
Have serious codependency issues [ ]
Be the product of some crazy lady's mind [ ]
Have serious daddy issues [ ]
Be willing to be impregnated with a freak [ ]
Love werewolves (but not as much as sparkly vampires) [ ]
Be willing to lie in a forest and go totes insane when I dump you [ ]
Be a female (not a huge must, but it is a bonus) [ ]
If you have answered yes to at least 5 of the above, send me (the amazing Eddie Cullen) a mail ( title it 'I is be your Bella?' ) with why you think you should be my Bella.
The prize is an eternity of being an Emo, codependent, mother to a freak and wife to a sparkly monster.
(((if you take this entirely seriously go away... I don't want to be your albino luvr)))
Kai, so this may be weird but lyk it will work once u see plot.
plot: harry pootter is a vampire cuz he was bit by a jonas brother who was a vampire too because he was bit by hermione.
so it takes place at disneyland where ted or fred or whoever the weird lookin jonas is went cuz he wanted to make his other brothers in to vampires. edward is there cuz him and bella like to ride teacups and harry goes to sulk after sirius death there. be who ever you want.
Name:
Type (with, wizard, vampire, human):
gender:
looks:
other stuff:
Me:
Name: Turk Doddington
Type: human
gender: man-baby
looks: fat, balding 40 yr old with acne scars
other stuff: works a hot dog stand at disney land
Start:
Turk Doddington stood at his stand turning the hot dogs. he wiped sweat of fhis fat head and looked around. something fel wrong, very wrong, worse than the time he ate a raw chicken sandwich
