Ha. These are rather funny. ------------------------------ A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight with Sidney. He called me a sissy." "What did you do?" the mother asked. "I hit him with my purse!" ------------------------------- A man was driving down the road when he was pulled over by a police officer. The officer said, "You're drunk." The driver said, "Thank goodness for that, I thought the steering had gone."
