These were from this marasite, just so you know I'm not stealing them. http://www.marasites.com/?name=tishalook&page=siggys These are my faves. ???Do not follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls. (submitted by Desmothsenes) ???What happens if you get scared half to death twice? (submitted by timburtonlover15) ???If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of... OMG! (submitted by 2fleas) ???I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. ???A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. ???I had amnesia once. Or twice. ???Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. ???C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit. ???Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. ???Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone. ???I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. ???You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. ???Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you're interrupting.
......wow. That's quite a lot. I'm surprised it let me put all this.
1] You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2] You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3] The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or MySpace. 4] You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6] Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7] As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8] As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9] And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10] You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11] Now you are laughing at yourself, stupidly. 12] Post this in your blog if you fell for it.. you know you did XD
