People say that I don't have any points, but knives have points and I have a lot of knives so therefore I have a lot of points! - Iron Man
Take my advice; I don't use it anyway. - Iron Man
Tony Stark: Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?
Jim Rhodes: You owe me a plane. Tony Stark: Yeah, well, technically he hit me, so...
Tony Stark: Please don't follow me around with it either because I feel like I'm going to catch on fire spontaneously. Just stand down. If something happens, then come in.
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hey Greg. How's your day been?" 6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. 9. Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 11. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 12. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 13. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 14. Swat at flies that don't exist. 15. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it. 16. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 17. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 18. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 19. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 20. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 21. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 23. Stare, grinning.
The blonde Test, How blonde are u? If u cheat then you'll take all the fun out of it.... answer all the questions first before u take a look at the answers
1. If a woman lives in a single story house, and absolutely everything is pink, the walls, the floor, the furniture. Then what colour will the stairs be? 2. If a rooster lays an egg, and it rolls down 2 flights of 12 stairs, how many stairs has it rolled down in total 3. Jack's mother has three children snap, crackel and ........? 4. If a two trains are driving on the same track and they're both heading towards eachother, the track is on the border of South Africa and Zimbabwe, when the trains do crash on which side will they burry the survivors, south Africa or Zimbabwe 5. If a pink house is made of pink bricks, a yellow house of yellow bricks and a blue house of blue bricks, then what is greenhouse made of??
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1. U probably said pink but if u were smart u'd know single story houses dont have stairs! 2. There is no egg, if u went to nursery school u'll know roosters don't lay eggs 3. U might have said Pop, well Jacks mother only has 3 children, so her third child would obviously be Jack....think about it 4. Where I come from u dont usually burry survivours 5. Green houses are made of glass, no green bricks
