female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... ... .. . DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
*94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers
*Only apply mascara to your top lashes
*It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!
*89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move
*Chocolate will make you feel better! (does that even need to be stated?)
*Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
*Boys aren't worth your tears
*More boys than girls are going to look at this bulletin
*We ALL love surprises!!
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singingpup was A good person never broke rules. one day A person banned her for not giving away her money. now she is not here anymore. she was in my club. I copied and pasted what she last wrote.
(\___/) (= =) -------- This is the bunny peeking out of the hole
when I pushed a door when it said pull my check was so red. it was killing.
|............| |............| Put This On Your |............| Page If You Have |.Pull. O | Ever Pushed A |............| Door That Said Pull! |............| |............|
