1] You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2] You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3] The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or MySpace. 4] You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6] Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7] As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8] As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9] And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10] You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11] Now you are laughing at yourself, stupidly. 12] Post this in your blog if you fell for it.. you know you did XD
There was once a girl all bored and alone She came to a field and found a horse shoe She took it home a told her mother But the little girls mother said: "Throw away that ugly thing" But the girl bolted up to her room And put it the lucky way up And her mother said one day: "Whe're losing money we are so poor. I`m going to be so mad and bet all our Money on a racing horse. You may choose what horse is the best Because you are the best of the best." I choose a horse called Ruby Lightning. But her mother said: "That horse hasn`t won in years." (100000-1) But the girl just said "Oh well." So her mother betted all her money. ( a day later ) PLONK! The mail was there The girl rushed to get the mail Ands looked at them all There was a letter that said HORSE RACING! She opened it with her heart thumping and in it said "You have won the horse race and you have won: ??1,000,000,000,000 CONGRATS!!! The little girl screamed her mother came Rushing in the room and said: "OH DEAR HAVE YOU HURT YOUR SELF?!" She said "No look at this" Her mother screamed as well. The next day they went shopping They bought millions of stuff And pets and furniture The girl thought she was the:
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find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
