Pick the month you were born: January-------I kicked February------I loved March--------I kissed April----------I licked May----------I jumped on June----------I smelled July-----------I did the Macarena With August--------I had lunch with September----I danced with October-------I sang to November-----I yelled at December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a snowman 6-------a gangster 7-------my mobile phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends' boyfriend 10-------my neighbor 11-------my science teacher 12-------a banana 13-------a fireman 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a goat 16-------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 19------ - a smurf 20-------a baseball bat 21-------a ninja 22-------Chuck Norris 23-------a noodle 24-------a squirrel 25-------a football player 26-------my sister 27-------my brother 28-------an ipod 29-------a surfer 30-------a llama 31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White---------because I'm cool like that Black---------because that's how I roll. Pink-----------because I'm crazy. Red-----------because the voices told me to. Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green---------because I think I need some serious help. Purple---------because I'm AWESOME! Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway. Brown---------because I can.. Other----------because I'm a Ninja! None----------because I can't control myself!
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [x]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. total=5
[x] You have ran into a tree. [x] It IS possible to lick your elbow [x] You just tried to lick your elbow. [x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. [x] You just tried to sing them. [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [x] You have choked on your own spit. []You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. [x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice [x] You just looked at it. []Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. [x]People have called you slow. total so far=15
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. [x] You have caught yourself drooling. [x] You've fallen asleep in class [x] If someone says "fart" you laugh. [x] You just laughed. total so far=22
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking [x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about [x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you [x]You are often told to use your "inside voice". [x]You use your fingers to do simple math. total so far=27
[x]You have eaten a bug. [x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket(glasses) total so far=31
[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you. [x] You break a lot of things. [x] Your friends know not to use big words around you [x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused [x] You have fallen out of your chair before [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling total so far=36
[x]after taking this test u called yourself a loser total so far=37 Repost as "I've Had _ of 39 Blonde Moments
teacher:who can sing there abc's little mia:i can teacher: ok go ahead little mia:a b d c g e f t h y u n m x l k j h s q w r v i o p z teacher:no no no that was not it little mia:your so mean i hate you teacher teacher:she is so stupid now class i hope you don't ever do that now this is how you sing it..a b d c g e f t h y u n m x l k j h s q w r v i o p z the class:you are the stupid one even mia can sing her abc's little mia:look at me you stupid teacher..a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y and z now i now abc's next time don't you sing with me teacher the class:you are the best mia MIA! MIA! MIA! hey why not do a speach SPEACH! SPEACH!SPEACH! little mia: ok ok i just want you to know these things:i could have not done this without these people..elise my mom and dad and these are the reasons.. elise-for helping me and being a good friend my mom-for changing my dipper dad-for giving me my sippy-cup
thank you all
teacher:hey you get down from there right now little mia:but can i say something realy quick teacher:fine little mia:ATTACK!!!!! the class:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh teacher:i am getting out aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh get off of me doctor:i am sorry class but your teacher can not be here because she.....pasted on the job now she works at jack in the box the class:yyyaaaa!!!!! little mia and elise:it so good being
