The blonde Test, How blonde are u? If u cheat then you'll take all the fun out of it.... answer all the questions first before u take a look at the answers
1. If a woman lives in a single story house, and absolutely everything is pink, the walls, the floor, the furniture. Then what colour will the stairs be? 2. If a rooster lays an egg, and it rolls down 2 flights of 12 stairs, how many stairs has it rolled down in total 3. Jack's mother has three children snap, crackel and ........? 4. If a two trains are driving on the same track and they're both heading towards eachother, the track is on the border of South Africa and Zimbabwe, when the trains do crash on which side will they burry the survivors, south Africa or Zimbabwe 5. If a pink house is made of pink bricks, a yellow house of yellow bricks and a blue house of blue bricks, then what is greenhouse made of??
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1. U probably said pink but if u were smart u'd know single story houses dont have stairs! 2. There is no egg, if u went to nursery school u'll know roosters don't lay eggs 3. U might have said Pop, well Jacks mother only has 3 children, so her third child would obviously be Jack....think about it 4. Where I come from u dont usually burry survivours 5. Green houses are made of glass, no green bricks
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 ********** No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 ********** WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 ********** HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 ********** WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 ********** WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) ********** On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 ********** WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9 ********** WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 ********** The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt, age 7 ********** The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 ********** IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) ********** HOW WOULD IT BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 ********** And the #1 Favorite is........ HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 10 ********** I hope none of you feel like a dump truck today!
Just read the little stories and think of a wish as you scroll all the way to the bottom. There is a message there ??? then make your wish.
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Stories
There???s a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he???d been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!
I???m Katie and I???m 20 and I???ve been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me???this really works!!!
My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).
