Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out again for 5 years Advice....
WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
WHEN SHE ACTS SHY - SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU -
CHASE HER WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS -
KISS HER WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES - HOLD HER TIGHT WHEN SHE IS SILENT - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU -
SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION! WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST -
TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!! WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!!!!!!! -
HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one u love will either...
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... ... .. . DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
boy- I missed you at school today, why weren't you there?
girl- Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
boy-Oh really? Why?
girl- Oh nothing really.Just the annual shots, thats all.
boy- Oh, ok.
girl- So wht did we do in math today?
boy- You didn't miss anything that great.......just lots of notes.
girl- Ok, good.
boy- Yeah...
girl- Hey, I have a question...
boy- Ok, ask away!
girl-........How much do you love me?
boy- You know I love you more than anything!
girl- Yeah.....
boy- Why did you ask?
girl-................*silence*..........
boy- Is something wrong?
girl- No.Nothing at all...
boy- Good.
girl- ..............How much do you care about me?
boy- I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.
girl- You would?!
boy- Yeah.........of course i would *sounding worried* is there something wrong??
girl- No, everythings fine......
boy- Are you sure?
girl- Yeah.
boy- ok.......I hope so.
girl- ..............Would you die for me?
boy- I would take a bullet for you anyday, hun.
girl- Really?
boy- Anyday.Now seriously, is there something wrong???
girl- No I'm fine, you're fine, we're fine, everyones fine.
boy- ............ok
girl-......................Well I have to go.I'll see you tomorrow at school.
boy- Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
girl- Yeah, I love you too, bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
boy- hey, have u seen my g/f today?
friend- Nope.
boy- oh.
friend- She wasnt here yesterday either.
boy- I know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last night.
friend- Well dude ,you know how girls are sometimes.
boy- Yeah........but not her.
friend- Idk what else to say, man.
boy- Ok well I gotta get to english, I'll see ya after school.
friend- Yeah I gotta get to science, ttyl.
THAT NIGHT:
-ring- -ring- -ring- -ring- girl- hello?
boy- hey
girl- oh, hi.
boy- Why weren't you at school today?
girl- uh.......I had another doctor appointment.
boy- Are you sick?
girl- ..................um I have to go, my mom's callin on my other line.
boy- ill wait.
girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.
boy-........alright, i love u hun.
very long pause<
girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up.
boy- what???
girl- its the best thing for us right now.
boy- y????
girl- i love u. click<
THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
boy- hey dude
friend- hey
boy- whats up
friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately?
boy- no
friend- so u didnt hear?
boy- hear what?
friend- um idk if i should be the one to tell u......
boy- dude, tell me
friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468
boy- ok............
BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
-ring- -ring- -ring- voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam.
boy- uh.......i must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend.
voice- what is her name, sir? (boy gives info)
voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.
boy- rele? y? what happened??? how is she???
voice- her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3.
boy- WHT HAPPENED??!!!!
voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.
boy- WAIT! NO! *dial tone*
BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
boy- omg are u ok??
girl- ..................
boy- sweetie!! talk to me!!
girl- i..........
boy- u what?? U WHAT???
girl- i have cancer and im on life support
boy- .....................>breaks into tears<......................
girl- they're taking me off 2night
boy- y??
girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt
boy- y didnt u tell me????
girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u.
boy- u could never hurt me
girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u.
boy- ?
girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you.
boy- ...........
girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u
boy- then y'd u break up w/me?
nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.
BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.
but wht the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
NEXT DAY
the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other... THE NOTE SAID:i told her i would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me...
