Ya' know, I was kinda sad when I found out you had a girlfriend. But when I saw your girlfriend, I laughed because there is no way she could ever compare to me. Now, she has left you and broken your heart, but you know what? I still don't need you.
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female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... ... .. . DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"
I hate you I hate how you look at her I hate how you hold her I hate how you hold her to keep her warm I hate ALL of it....
But the truth is that I could NEVER hate you The only thing I HATE is how I'm not her.
I Love You
You Belong with Me by: Taylor Swift
but she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts she's cheer captain and i'm on the bleachers dreaming about the day when you wake up and find that what you're looking for has been here the whole time
