Life is a challenge ??? meet it. Life is a gift ??? accept it. Life is an adventure ??? dare it. Life is a sorrow ??? overcome it. Life is a tragedy ??? face it. Life is a duty ??? perform it. Life is a game ??? play it. Life is a mystery ??? unfold it. Life is a song ??? sing it. Life is an opportunity ??? take it. Life is a journey ??? complete it. Life is a promise ??? fulfill it. Life is a love ??? embrace it. Life is a beauty ??? praise it. Life is a spirit ??? release it. Life is a struggle ??? fight it. Life is a puzzle ??? solve it. Life is a goal ??? achieve it.
female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... ... .. . DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
Read the English meaning and then "OUT LOUD" say the Chinese words...
You MUST read them out loud or it doesn't make as much sense...
1 That's not right................................. Sum Ting Wong 2 Are you harboring a fugitive................. Hu Yu Hai Ding 3 See me ASAP.......................... ........ Kum Hia Nao 4 Stupid Man........................... ...........Dum 5 Small horse......................... .............Tai Ni Po Ni 6 Did you go to the beach?..................... Wai Yu So Tan 7 I bumped in to a coffee table................ Ai Bang Mai Ni 8 I think you need a face lift...................Chin Tu Fat 9 It's very dark in here..........................Wao So Dim 10 I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching 11 This is a tow away zone.....................No Pah King 12 staying out of sight.........................Lei Ying Lo 13 He's cleaning his automobile...............Wa Shing Ka 14 Your body odor is offensive............... Yu Stin Ki Pu 15 Great..........................................Su Pah
If u understood how to do this, re post it and share the laugh!!!!
