female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... ... .. . DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"
Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you.
Advice....
WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
WHEN SHE ACTS SHY -SAY I LOVE YOU
WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU - CHASE HER
WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS - KISS HER
WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES - HOLD HER TIGHT
WHEN SHE IS SILENT - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!!!!!!! -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one u love will love you back
Copy, Paste, Don???t look at the bottom before you do the thing or it won???t work! This is scary but pretty accurate.
1. Which color is better red, black,green,blue or yellow? Blue
2. What???s your middle initial? L
3. What month is your birthday? March
4. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black
5. Name one of your friends. Sam
6. Your favorite number? 16
7. Do you like flying or driving more? Driving
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? ocean
9. Think of a wish, but don???t write it |||+++WISHING+++|||
???Answers???
1. If you chose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love and give good advice to those who are down.
Yellow - you are a very happy person..
2. If you???re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever.
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life- changing experience for the good.(WoW i'm waiting )
Oct-Dec: Your love life will be great, and eventually you will find your soul mate.
4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take you on a different direction, it will seem hard at times but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
5. This person is your best friend:
6. If it is:
1-50 you are a very lovable person and you have a great life*
more than 50 is nothing
7. If you chose:
Flying - You like adventure.
Driving - You are a laid back person.
8. If you chose:
Lake - You are loyal to your friends, your lover, and yourself. You are very reserved and not emotional.
Ocean - You are spontaneous and like to please people sometimes.
9. This wish will come true only if you repost this with the title: Emotional test. Dont Cheat!
test ur lipssss find the 3 and u will get a kiss tommorow SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
