female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... ... .. . DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
YOUR BOY SIDE: [] you love hoodies [x] you love jeans [X] dogs are better then cats [] its hilarious when people get hurt [X] you've played with/against boys on a team [] shopping is torture [] sad movies suck [X] you own an XBOX [x] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid [] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter [] you own/owned a DS PS2 or Sega [] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers [] you watch sports on TV [] gory movies are cool [] you go to your dad for advice [] you own like a trillion baseball hats [] you used to/do collect football collector cards [] baggy sweatpants are sweet [] its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people [X] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors [x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think [X] sports are fun [] you talk with food in your mouth [] you sleep at night with your socks on [] you hate claires the store total: 8
YOUR GIRL SIDE: [x] you love to shop [] you wear eyeliner [x] you wear the color pink [] you go to your mom for advice [x] you consider cheerleading a sport [] you hate wearing the color black [x] you like going to the mall [x] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures [x] you like wearing jewelry [x] you cried watching Eight Below [] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe [x] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies [x] you dont like the movie Star Wars [x] you are/were in gymnastics [x] it takes you around one hour to shower get dressed and make up [x] you smile alot more than you should [x] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes [x] you care about what you look like [] you like wearing dresses when you can [x] you wear body spray/perfume [x] you like high heel shoes [x] you used to play with dolls as a kid [x] you like putting makeup on others [x] you like being the star of almost everything [x] pink is one of your favorite colors TOTAL = 20
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