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lolzmonkey
  1. find"i love you"
    28th Dec 2008 03:32
    17 years, 6 months & 5 days ago
  2. whoa dude...
    28th Dec 2008 03:20
    17 years, 6 months & 5 days ago
  3. 23 FUNNY things to do in an elevator
    28th Dec 2008 03:11
    17 years, 6 months & 5 days ago
  4. this is sad!=(
    28th Dec 2008 02:54
    17 years, 6 months & 5 days ago
  5. test ur lips
    28th Dec 2008 02:33
    17 years, 6 months & 5 days ago
  6. Great Female Comebacks
    12th Dec 2008 22:11
    17 years, 6 months & 20 days ago
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Great Female Comebacks
17 years, 6 months & 20 days ago
12th Dec 2008 22:11

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?

Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"

Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"

Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "What sign were you born under?"

Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"

Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."

Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."

Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:

Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and me hitting the hot spots?"

Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man: "Your body is like a temple."

Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."

Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

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  1. find"i love you"
    28th Dec 2008 03:32
    17 years, 6 months & 5 days ago
  2. whoa dude...
    28th Dec 2008 03:20
    17 years, 6 months & 5 days ago
  3. 23 FUNNY things to do in an elevator
    28th Dec 2008 03:11
    17 years, 6 months & 5 days ago
  4. this is sad!=(
    28th Dec 2008 02:54
    17 years, 6 months & 5 days ago
  5. test ur lips
    28th Dec 2008 02:33
    17 years, 6 months & 5 days ago
  6. Great Female Comebacks
    12th Dec 2008 22:11
    17 years, 6 months & 20 days ago



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