Heyy and welcome to the boring blog!! This is where you post when your bored on mara, then you can chat with people!
By the way, post what you like to do when your bored! I like to be inspired! haha
I'll go first! Ok... My name's lindsay and i'm from orlando florida! when i'm bord, i like to torment my dogs until they chase me around the house! then i run upstairs and sit until they stop stalking me. /my life/
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... ....
By the way, There's 132 rotting on my blocked list for these stupid, pointless questions. Please don't make me spend 60 seconds of my important life to put /yours/ on it. Thanks.
THE NEWBISH WAYS OF CHATSPEAK ?? Through out the years of marapets, there has always been those few people who use something called "chat speak"
WHAT IS CHAT SPEAK? Chat speak is when someone refers a normal word to a letter or a shorter way of writing it down. Example: CHAT SPEAK: How r u doin? TRANSLATION: How are you doing?
O.K. CHAT SPEAK Ok: Okay Lol: Laugh out loud brb: Be right back g2g: Got to go (though is still annoying) Rofl: Roll on floor laughing nm: Nothing much (annoying but ok)
MISUNDERSTOOD CHAT SPEAK wtf: what the f@#$% (This is rude and against rules) Lmao: Laugh my @#$ off (RUDE)
ANNOYING CHAT SPEAK R: are (newbish) U: You (newbish) 2: too/to (newbish) @: At (newbish) K: Kay (annoying but ok at times) C: See (newbish) W8: Wait (newbish) Ur: your W/e: what ever And more...
NEWB SENTANCES These sentences have been heard all around the internet, most people don't notice when their doing this. Hey ppls!!!!! I @ da h0us3! lmao!!
NEWB DICTIONARY 3: E 0: o @: At Ppls: Peoples R: Are U: you Sup: what???s up Ur: your 4: A 2: too/to nm: Nothing much w/e: What ever (Add more if you want)
There is many ways to use chat speak, most newbies use numbers in their words, it matters who, most people catch chat speak from instant messenger. At times, its okay to use chat speaks, but to most people who have to read chat speak, find it annoying. My suggestion is that you try to use chat speak only occasionally.
Chat speak is ruining our Internet society. STOP IT, put this on your blog and help promote helping people understand chat speak and its newbish-ness.
