What is your Fave AAR Song so Far? Move Along Dirty Little Secret Can't Take It Stab my Back My Paper Heart I Wanna When the Wind Blows Real World Fallin Apart
Lorance:Time to go huntin' for Joey's dinner! KathyK,honey!But be careful! Lorance:I know!I'll just be huntin for cow and chicken! Joey:Mrow!(hurry back with my dinner! 1 Hour Later Lorance:I'm back!Kathy,come help me clean the meat and get eggs for some protien!
*Pause* Lorance:Kathy?!Joey?!Joey,don't ya smell the meat?! Lorance was about to cry until he found Kathy giving milk to Joey in the Den and Kathy watching the news in her periwinkle rocking chair.
Lorance: OH!I'm glad you two are safe,I was calling you...rapidly! Kathy:Speaking of rapidly,they reported a tornado watch in our area,they said it's starting to get pretty bad.DON'T JUST STAND THERE!HELP WITH JOEY!
lorance:Yeah,it's comin'.The sky's got that funny shade o' green. Lorance squinted his eyes to find a tunnel of winds and whirls with a thunderstorm and big grey clouds with junk whirlin' with it. Lorance: DUCK AND COVER AND SAVE JOEY!! Kathy's redish hair whirled in her face while she stood there,barefooted,in her old fashioned dress,her icy blue eyes,her redish hair swirling and whirling in her face,holding Joey near her chest about to cry.
Lorance:GO!!! Kathy ran into the den with Joey,praying for everyone to be safe.Then...the roof ripped off with everything in the livingroom tipping over,presious glass items getting destroyed,the fridge wires,breakinhg in two and then...Joey went out,unseen,waiting to play with anyone.The den was to dark for Kathy and Lorance to see Joey run for a playdate with the neighbor's puppys.
Soon,the horrifing,stormy tornado was finally over.Lorance and Kathy Crew came out of the den,wearing shoes to protect their feet from the jagged pieces of glass on the ground. Lorance:Kathy...*pause*.WHERE'S JOEY?! Kathy:I don't know!! Then Kathy's eyes widened with tears,finding Joey,the majestic loving snow leopard,in a pile of junk and glass,dead,and bleeding,hoping for life,but lost it all at age 3 1/2. Kathy:And to think,that God would hear my words upon the whirling,swirling winds of that horible tornado.I should of known one of us would die!
Lorance was now putting his arm around Kathy's shoulders,trying to hold back the tears,but couldn't.Kathy put her face in her hands and sobbed.
The next day,a cherry blossom tree appered and Lorance dug a hole,both said there last goodbye to Joey,put him in the hole,and Lorance filled the hole.They dripped their tears onto the dirt pile.
Suddenly,a rainbow showed and they put the gravestone on the dirt pile reading: Here Lies the Majestic,Loving Joey Crew Loved by the Crew Family and everyone Including God,the one who Brought Us...Joey Crew.<3
Thank You for Reading this fake,but heart touching Story. :,( <3
Select your correct and currant hair colour,birth date,and birth month.LET'S DO DIS!
White-I kissed Black-I spitted on Blonde-I ate Dark Blonde-I went high with Light Brown-I hugged Brown-I slapped/punched/kicked Dark Brown-I laughed at/with Any other colour-I shot Muli-Coloured-I danced with Bald-I sang with
1-Because I was an ideot that day 2-Because I had to do it or Id get eatin 3-Because I just wanted to 4-Because I needed to do it or i get a bad science partner 5-Because I was betted $100,000,000,000,000 6-Because I didn't want to do the dishes 7-Because I didn't want to do my room 8-Because I didn't want to do the laundry 9-Because im cool 10-Because my friends are doing it 11-Because my gym teacher said do that or push-ups 12-Because my mom did it 13-Because my mind told me to 14-Because my dad did it 15-Because my brother/sister did it 16-Because it'd a family tradtion 17-Because my cousin did it and he/she is stupid 18-Because Big Bird told me to and he's my leader 19-Because my dog/cat did it 20-Because some fat boy told me to and said ill turn young if i do 21-Because someone would let me eat their crayons if i did 22-Because im random 23-Because my teacher did it 24-Because my class did it 25-Because my crush did it 26-Because my friend did it 27-Because it was my homework 28-Because it was popular 29-Because my favorite band/singer told me to do it in their #1 hit single 30-Because a retarded kid told me to 31-Because someone told me if i do it,i get to kill myself,or somebody else
EXTRA!Fave colour- White-Did you love it? Black-Did you hate it Pink-Did you drink milk while you did it? Purple-Did you call the police while you did it? Green-Did you die hile you did it? Blue-Did you laugh when you did it? Red-Did you cry while you did it? Yellow-Did you puke while you did it? Silver,Bronze,Gold-Did you text/call )(to) someone? Brown-Got milk? Orange-Got _________?(i could really use some right now! Fill in the blank with anything you want! Hope you enjoyed it! You coul also do family members,friends,crushes,boy/girlfriend,or even teachers or classmates!You can even fake your fave colour,bith date,and birth month!It's tottally fine.Tell me if your just faking one or all.
K,honey!But be careful!
