Copy, Paste, Don???t look at the bottom before you do the thing or it won???t work! This is scary but pretty accurate.
1. Which color is better red, black,green,blue or yellow?
2. What???s your middle initial?
3. What month is your birthday?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5. Name one of your friends.
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like flying or driving more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
9. Think of a wish, but don???t write it
???Answers???
1. If you chose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love and give good advice to those who are down.
Yellow - you are a very happy person..
2. If you???re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever.
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life- changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will be great, and eventually you will find your soul mate.
4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take you on a different direction, it will seem hard at times but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
5. This person is your best friend:
6. If it is:
1-50 you are a very lovable person and you have a great life*
more than 50 is nothing
7. If you chose:
Flying - You like adventure.
Driving - You are a laid back person.
8. If you chose:
Lake - You are loyal to your friends, your lover, and yourself. You are very reserved and not emotional.
Ocean - You are spontaneous and like to please people sometimes.
9. This wish will come true only if you repost this with the title: Emotional test. Dont Cheat!
[X] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. [X] You have your own room. [] You own a cell phone. [] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman. [X] Your parents are still married. [] You love your family (50% of them) [] There is a pool/spa/lake in your backyard. Total so far: 3
[X] You dress the way you want to. [] You hang out with friends more than once a week. [] There is a computer/ laptop in your room. [X] You have never been beaten up [] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to [] Your room is big enough for you [X]People don't use you for something you have [X] You have been to the movies. Total so far: 6
[] You have over 500 friends on myspace [] You have pictures on myspace [] Your parents let you have a myspace [X] You get allowance/loan. [] You collect something normal. [X] You look forward to going to college/university/tafe [] You don't wish you were someone else. [X] You play/have played a sport. [X] You want to do something after school/college/university Total so far: 10
[X] Your family owns a car/truck/van. [] You usually don't fight with your parent(s). []You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life [] You have friends. [] You've never had a detention (I haven't, but I'm homeschooled so I don't think it should count.) Total so far: 11
[] You know what is going on in the world. [] You are happy with your life [] You usually aren't sick. [] You know more than one language. [X] You have a screen name. [X] You own/owned a pet. [X] You know the words to more than 5 songs [] You don't have any enemies Total so far: 15
Total over all: 15
Times it by 3 = 45 101%+: A+ 90-100%: A 80-89%: B 70-79%: C 60-69%: D 00-59%: F
> > > repost as 'No girl deserves this' > > > > > > Girl:I have to tell you something. > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy: What? > > > > > > > > > > > > Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm > > > falling in love with you. > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy: Ok... > > > > > > > > > > > > Girl: What do you mean 'ok'? > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy: I don't like you like that... > > > > > > > > > > > > Girl: Why not? > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... > > > > > > > > > > > > From then on, the girl kept asking the boy 'Why > > > not?' whenever she saw him, and he kept answering > > > the same answer of 'I'll tell you later.' Finally > > > the girl got fed up. > > > > > > > > > > > > Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like > > > me! > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy: Do you really wanna know why? > > > > > > > > > > > > Girl: Yes! > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy: It's because you're uglier than ANYTHING! > > > What's the point of going out with someone when > > > they're not pretty?! > > > > > > > > > > > > Girl: But... I... > > > > > > > > > > > > Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! > > > > > > > > > > > > The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, > > > crying her heart out... Then her cell phone rings. > > > > > > > > > > > > Girl: Hello? > > > > > > > > > > > > Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'l l be > > > home from work in a few hours. > > > > > > > > > > > > Girl: Alright Mom. > > > > > > > > > > > > Mom: I love you. > > > > > > > > > > > > Girl: I love you too, Mom. > > > > > > > > > > > > Mom: Bye Bye. > > > > > > > > > > > > Girl: Bye > > > > > > > > > > > > The girl heads home and once she got there, she went > > > in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror. > > > > > > > > > > > > Girl: I'm not pretty enough... > > > > > > > > > > > > She set to work, knowing fully well what she was > > > going to do. 2 hours later, her Mom came home and > > > heard the bath water running. She went upstairs to > > > find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door. > > > > > > > > > > > > Mom: Honey? Are you alright? > > > > > > > > > > > > She opened the door and was shocked at the site. The > > > bath was overflowing onto the floor, and the water > > > was tinted red. She walked over to see what was > > > inside and screamed. There, her little girl was > > > lying with cuts all over her f ace and wrists. Her > > > Mom backed away and was going to run to call the > > > police when something caught her eye. On the mirror, > > > am I pretty enough now? > > > > > > > > > > > > No one deserves to be told that by someone they > > > love. If you find it messed up then forward this to > > > everyone you know. > > > > > > > > > > > > A person's appearance doesn't count. What counts is > > > their heart inside of them and their personality. No > > > one wants to be told they're not good enough...
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