female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... ... .. . DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
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find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend [x] You have your own room. [x] You own a cell phone. [x] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman. [x] Your parents are still married. [x] You love your family [ ] There is a pool/spa/lake/pond in your backyard. T 0 T A L: 5
[x] You dress the way you want to. [x] You hang out with friends more than once a week. [ ] There is a computer/ laptop in your room. [x] You have never been beaten up [x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to [x] Your room is big enough for you [x]People don't use you for something you have [x] You have been to the movies. T 0 T A L: 8
[ ] You have over 500 friends on myspace [ ] You have pictures of yourself on myspace [ ] Your parents let you have a myspace [x] You get allowance/loan. [ ]You Collect something normal. [x] You look forward to going to college/university [x]You don't wish you were someone else. [x] You play/have played a sport. [x] You want to do something after school/college/university T 0 T A L: 5
[x] Your family owns a car/truck/van. [x] You usually don't fight with your parent(s). [x]You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life [x] You have friends. [x] You've never had a detention T O T A L: 5
[x] You know what is going on in the world. [x] You are happy with your life [x] You usually aren't sick. [x] You know more than one language. [x] You have a screen name. [x] You own/owned a pet. [x] You know the words to more than 5 songs [ ] You don't have any enemies T O T A L: 7
Total over all: 29, 30,or 31
multiply it by 3 = 87, 90, or 93
101%+: A+ 90-100%: A 80-89%: B 70-79%: C 60-69%: D 00-59%: F
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. [ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [ ]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. total=2
[x] You have ran into a tree. [ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow [x] You just tried to lick your elbow. [x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. [x] You just tried to sing them. [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [x] You have choked on your own spit. [ ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. [x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice [x] You just looked at it. [ ]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. [x]People have called you slow. total=9
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire [ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. [x] You have caught yourself drooling. [ ] You've fallen asleep in class [ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh. [ ] You just laughed. totalr=1
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking [x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about [x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you [x]You are often told to use your "inside voice". [ ]You use your fingers to do simple math. total so far=4
[ ]You have eaten a bug. [ ]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket total so far=2
[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you. [x] You break a lot of things. [ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you [x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused [x] You have fallen out of your chair before [X] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
