Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you do it.If you don't resend this then your love life will be (((doomed))) for eternity.
[] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. [x] You have your own room. [] You own a cell phone. [x] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman. [] Your parents are still married. [x You love your family (All of them) [x] There is a pool/spa/lake/pond in your backyard. T 0 T A L: 4 [x] You dress the way you want to. [] You hang out with friends more than once a week. [] There is a computer/ laptop in your room. [x] You have never been beaten up [] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to [x] Your room is big enough for you [x]People don't use you for something you have [x] You have been to the movies. T 0 T A L: 5
[] You have over 500 friends on myspace [x]You have pictures of yourself on myspace [x]ur parents let you have a myspace [] You get allowance/loan. []You Collect something normal. [x] You look forward to going to college/university [x]You don't wish you were someone else. [x You play/have played a sport. [x] You want to do something after school/college/university T 0 T A L:6 [x] Your family owns a car/truck/van. [] You usually don't fight with your parent(s). []You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life [x] You have friends. [] You've never had a detention T O T A L: 2 [x] You know what is going on in the world. [x] You are happy with your life [x] You usually aren't sick. [x] You know more than one language. [x] You have a screen name. [x] You own/owned a pet. [x] You know the words to more than 5 songs [] You don't have any enemies T O T A L: 7
Total over all:
times it by 3 = 72 101%:A+ 90-100%: A 80-89%: B 70-79%: C 60-69%: D 00-59%: F
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, Toma Sota balcu, as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
Name:summer Age:13 on october 12 State: az Pets:3cats 3dogs 20fish Siblings:1brothers and 2sister Job:none yet Favorite movies: funny ones How long have you been playing here?8 momths (dont know a lot of stuff) Favorite music:bestie boys, Black Eye Peas,plain white tees,red hot chile pepers and Shakira and more. Favorite author:i dont like to read so i dont know only some times Are you a vampire or a werewolf: I'm a vampire Do you like poetry:ya Its ok Favorite sport:tether ball (if its a sport) Height: 5'3 Favorite soda: mountain dew Favorite ice cream:chocalate mint Chicken or steak:i dont eat that stuff and im not a vedgitryian but i would say chicken Chocolate milk or milk: both What's your background:american, indian.
Hi let me tell you about the 50 states of the United States. There is Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, and Connecticut which George w. bush was born in there. Delaware, Florida, Georgia and Hawaii and I think of pineapple when some one says that. Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, main, and Maryland, is a fun place to be in. Massachusetts, Michigan. Then I headed out to Minnesota to get some soda pop. Then here I go past Mississippi and Missouri heading to Montana. Then I drove threw 5 different states Nebraska, Nevada and New Hampshire, New Jersey and New M??xico. After that I ate in New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, and Oklahoma. Then we drove threw 14 more states Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah Vermont, Virginia, Washington, west Virginia, Wisconsin, and last but not least I drove threw Wyoming.
