BOOKS: 10 Years Book 1000 Easter Egg Recipes 300 Million Hits Book Advent Tree Book Alien Phone Book Aquarius Book Armoured Book Autumn Rain Book Baking Gingerbread Book Bankruptcy Book Be Mine Book Bed Time Book Being Elger Biala Book Biography of Elger Biography of Fugunzel Biography of Plushie Fairy Biography of Sultan Book of Anime Book of Easter Eggs Book of Explosions Book of Gnomes Book of Heroes Book of Holiday Poems Book of Leo Fashion Book of Pumpkins Book of Ra Book of Storms Book of Villains Book of Wings Brutal Weapons Book Camouflage Book Cancer Book Candy Guide Book Christmas Carol Book Christmas Lights Book Chronicles of the Light Creepy Book Death Spell Book Discovery of Enpiah Earth Book Easter Book Enpiah Book Enpiah Law Book Error Book Festive Candles Book Frankenstein Book Fried Eggs Book Full Moon Book Full Moon Chronicles Gardening Book Gemini Book Gift Wrapped Book Golem Summoning Tablet How to Fish Ice Fairy Book Island Book Jewelled Book Light Fairy Book Lightning Book Mafia History Maramail Grammar Guide Marapets Memories Book Mini Fairy Book Native Book Old List of Rules On Fire Book One Thousand and Two Nights Party Book Pest Control Book Petal Book Pisces Book Pixie Book Plate Collection Guide Polar Book Puchalla Village Book Queen Eleka Book Rainbow Popup Book Rainy Book Roman Numerals Book Royal Book Runes Book Sagittarius Book Scorpio Desert Guide Secrets of Simeria Book Secrets of the Light Book Simerian History Vol 4 Simerian History Vol 6 Skater Book Skull Compendium Smuggler Journal Snowman Hats Book Space Fairy Book Spy Guide Book Stock Market Crash Book Summer Vacation Book Surviving 9 Years Book Taurus Book The Frost Princess The Travelling Pearl Book Turkey Troubles U Jelly Book Undying Book Valentine Book Vortex Warning Book Witch Cook Book Wonderland Book
DVDS: Aladdin Angels Anime Beach Party Bed Time Monsters Beware the Sewer Fairy Bloody Castle Defence Chibs on 34th Street Christmas Time DNA Dark Side of Enpiah Decorations Dukka Fairy Dumpster Diggers Earth Fairy Easter Eggs Easter in Candyland Error 51 Fairy in Space Fireworks First Thanksgiving Frankenstein Frostfire Frozen Ghoul Gingerbread Movie Giving Thanks Gnomes Gobble Trouble Goblin Rides Gonk Racing Great Depression Greedy Fairy Grumpy Old Chibs Guide to Marasites Haunting Hollow Inside Home School Musical Inside the Vortex Jenoa Last Battle Last Christmas Tree Late Advent Tree Learning Chess Light Siders Lonely Love Story Make a Snowman Marada at War Maradan Murder Mystery Mega Paffuto Midnight Howlers Mini Flower Collectors Minipet Island War I Mission Impossible My Journal Nightmare in Puchalla Oley Escape Our 9th Birthday Painting Rainbows Peppermint Polar Express Pumpkin Patch Pumpkins Red Planet Save A Gobble Eat A Troit Simerians Singing in the Rain Slime Ghost Snookle Electric Storm Space Fairy Live Boxset Stalled Stolen Christmas Superheroes Protect Sushi 101 Book The Egg The Hunt for the Golden Carrot The Ice Fairy The Lava Caves The Lonely Spider The Mermaid Tale The Twelve Days of Christmas This is War Totems Transumption Reaction Transuranic Curse Transvaluation Tales Trick or Treat Undersea Workout Routines Undying Fairy Undying Minipets Uploader Valentines Day Villains Attack Voodoo Werewolf Witch You Have Maramail
CDS: 9th Birthday Songs Arabic Songs Balloon Beats Beach Bop Christmas Carols Classic Jazz Classical Melodies Dancing Eggs Dark Dance Desert Melodies Discontinued Music Dukka Fairy Songs Earth Fairy Sonnets Easter Hunting Tunes Easter Songs Electro Music Experimental Music Exploring Music Firework Sounds Frankenstein Fusion Funeral Fables Gingerbread Songs Gnome Music Gobble Love Songs Gobbling Gobbles Goblin Tunes Greatest Hits by Baby MaraDolls Greedy Fairy Music Halloween Hits Ice Divas Jelly Tunes Killer Songs Late Night Lullabies Light Fairy Sonnets Light Side Music Loser Blues Love Music Lullabies Minipet Christmas Carols Music DNA Musical Vortex Native Music Number Ones by Huffix Oasis Album Olympic Anthems Peaceful Serenade Pixie Music Polar Tunes Rocket Sounds Rocketman Rotten CD Royal March Sakura Sonnet Seasonal Classics Simerian Songs Skater Music Snowman Dance Snowman Sing Alongs Snowman Songs Soul Music Space Age Rock Spooky Tunes Spring Songs Summer Hits 2010 Superhero Anthems Swan Songs The Best Christmas Carols Thunder Noise Transuranic Tunes Transvaluation Tunes Trash Fairy Hits Trashcan Tunes Undercover Hits Undying Fairy Songs Undying Tunes Villain Music War Music Winter Exploring Tunes
10th Birthday Cake 10th Birthday Potato 9th Birthday Luxury Cake 9th Birthday Pearl Acorn Gumball Acorn Pearl Addow Easter Egg Advent Pie Advent Tree Lolly Alien Grapes Alien Gumball Alien Pearl Alien Potato American Bean American Cupcake American Gumball American Potato American Potato Chips Angel Bean Angel Cake Angel Gumball Angel Potato Angelwing Butterfly Anime Bean Anime Gumball Anime Pearl Anime Potato Anjet Easter Egg Ankh Biscuits Apple Bug Lolly Apple Juice Box Aquarius Water Arcade Potato Armoured Gumball Armoured Potato Aura Pearl Australian Bean Australian Gumball Australian Potato Autumn Ice Cream Azul Easter Egg Baby Pearl Bae Candy Heart Bag of Chocolate Coins Balloon Bean Balloon Potato Balloon Potato Chips Banana Freezie Banana Ice Cream Marapop Banana Taffy Bankrupt Pearl Banofee Pie Baspinar Potato Baspinars Castle Pearl Bat Cupcake Battle Fairy Cupcake Battle Fairy Pearl Battle Gumball Beanberry Sundae Bearger Bee Gumball Bee Pearl Bee Potato Bee Potato Chips Beige Gumball Beige Jelly Bite Sized Cheese Pizza Bite Sized Hawaiian Pizza Bite Sized Pepperoni Pizza Bitten Pumpkin Black Bean Black Blood Black Bunns Black Cat Cocktail Black DNA Black Easter Egg Black Forest Cake Black Gummi Black Potato Black Potato Chips Black Yolk Black and White Easter Egg Blitzen Pearl Blitzen Potato Blood Gumball Blood Orange Slice Bloody Potato Blue Blood Blue Bunns Blue Easter Egg Blue Eyeball Gummies Blue Gummi Blue Osafo Marshmallow Blue Potato Blue Potato Chips Blue Yolk Blueberry Love Pie Blueberry Pixie Straw Bolimo Easter Egg Bone Burrito Bone Potato Bonehead Easter Egg Bop Poop Bottle Of Rum Bottled Storm Breakfast Breeze Bean Breeze Gumball Breeze Potato Breeze Potato Chips Brie British Potato British Potato Chips Broken Easter Egg Broken Egg Pearl Bronze Bean Bronze Easter Egg Bronze Potato Brown Bean Brown Bunns Brown DNA Brown Easter Egg Brown Eyeball Gummies Brown Gummi Brown Potato Brown Rice Onigiri Brown Yolk Bubblegum Snowcone Bug Candy Bug Gumball Bunns Bunns Poop Burnt Pearl Burnt Pokey Burnt Potato Burnt Potato Chips Burnt Sugar Pie Buttered Potato Cabbachi Calico Bean Calico Gumball Calico Potato Camembert Camouflage Bean Camouflage Gumball Camouflage Pearl Camouflage Potato Can of Ambrosia Candle Potato Chips Candy Buttons Candytree Easter Egg Cantoo Poop Cartoon Potato Chagon Charm Me Candy Heart Checkered Bean Checkered Potato Cheese Fries Cheese Potato Chepiz Cherg Cherry Bug Lolly Cherry Freezie Cherry Love Pie Cherry Pies Cherry Pixie Straw Chestnut Chewed Gum Chibs Easter Egg Chibs Pearl Chili Cheese Fries Chlug Choat Chocolate Beach Cake Chocolate Brownie Chocolate Cherry Chocolate Clover Chocolate Cruller Chocolate Drops Chocolate Duo Popsicle Chocolate Easter Egg Chocolate Ghosty Chocolate Ice Cream Sandwich Chocolate Ice Cream Waffle Bowl Chocolate Kitty Head Chocolate Love Pie Chocolate Pearl Chocolate Pokey Chocolate Potato Chomp Christmas 2010 Dinner Christmas 2011 Dinner Christmas Cake Christmas Candycane Christmas Pistachio Christmas Pretzel Churro Circle Easter Egg Clam Easter Egg Coconut Colada Cola Gummy Snail Cola Potato Cookibear Cookie Dough Ice Cream Sandwich Cookie Dough Ice Cream Waffle Bowl Cool Candy Heart Cool Pearl Corrupted Bell Pepper Corrupted Carrot Corrupted Giant Carrot Corrupted Green Apple Corrupted Red Apple Corrupted Yellow Apple Cotton Candy Pearl Cotton Candy Potato Cowboy Pearl Cowboy Potato Cream Egg Crindol Easter Egg Crying Pumpkin Candy Cucumber Pizza Cupid Potato Cyan Easter Egg DNA Pearl Damaged Poop Dark Chocolate Decadal Dark Fairy Potato Chips Dark Side Pearl Darling Candy Heart Dasher Easter Egg Daylight Potato Chips Dead Pumpkin Candy Deluxe Hotdog Devil Gumball Devil Pearl Deviled Easter Egg Dew Poop Digital Pearl Dirt Muffin Doon Poop Double Chocolate Ice Cream Vixen Lolly Doyle Easter Egg Dragon Potato Chips Dragonfly Drake Cupcake Drake Pearl Drink Me Vial Dumdo Poop Dusk Cupcake Earth Fairy Pearl Easter Bunny Pearl Easter Bunny Stew Easter Cupcake Easter Egg Easter Egg Pearl Easter Egg Shaped Pearl Easter Potato Eat Me Cake Egg Potato Eggnog Cake Eleka Castle Easter Egg Eleka Horns Eleka Macaron Elephant Moth Elf Potato Chips Empty Plate Endangered Fish Enpiah Easter Egg Enpiah Ice Cream Equilor Easter Egg Ercuw Blood Ercuw Easter Egg Explorer Pearl Eyeball Martini Fang Potato Farm Easter Egg Fasoro Easter Egg Festival Gumball Festival Pearl Festival Poop Festive Bread Figgy Pudding Fild Easter Egg Fild Poop Fire Berry Fire Fairy Pearl Fire Potato Firework Potato Fish and Rice Fishing Easter Egg Flighty Poop Flip Poop Floral Pearl Flounder Sashimi Fraggle Frankenstein Cupcake Frankenstein Pearl Frankenstein Potato Fresh Chocolate Melon Bread Fresh Cruller Fresh Matcha Melon Bread Fresh Melon Bread Fresh Strawberry Melon Bread Frostfire Gumball Frozen Bone Frozen Candycane Frozen Carrot Frozen Frog Legs Frozen Pot Pie Frozen Shrimp Frozen Steak Frozen Yam Fruit Potato Funazushi Funnel Cake Galactic Cotton Candy Garage Easter Egg Geek Pearl Genie Potato Giant Poinsettia Giant Salad Bowl Gigantic Paradise Easter Egg Gingerbread Pearl Gingerbread Potato Glaxis Glazed Apple Pie Glazed Blueberry Pie Glazed Cherry Pie Glazed Chocolate Pie Glazed Kiwi Pie Glazed Pie Glazed Pineapple Pie Glazed Strawberry Pie Gnome Potato Goblin Pearl Gold Easter Egg Gonk Easter Egg Gorgonzola Grape Coffin Lolly Green Blood Green Bunns Green Easter Egg Green Eyeball Gummies Green Gummy Hump Green Potato Green Yolk Grepig Grey Blood Grey Bunns Grey DNA Grey Gummi Grey Potato Grey Yolk Grilled Salmon Grint Easter Egg Gummy Arm Gummy Scorpion Gym Easter Egg Hairy Potato Halloween Pearl Halloween Ring Pop Handmade Layered Jam Haunted Gumball Hazel Eyeball Gummies Heart Cupcake Heart Gumball Heart Shaped Cheese Pizza Heart Shaped Hawaiian Pizza Heart Shaped Pepperoni Pizza Heart Shaped Sandwich Heart Shaped Sausage Pizza Hick Easter Egg Hippow Easter Egg Homeless Cupcake Honey Glazed Ham Hornet Horus Easter Egg Hot Dawg Hot Tomato Soup Houlab Poop Hug Me Candy Heart Huthiq Easter Egg Hyebi Ice Caves Easter Egg Ice Cream Crindol Ice Fairy Pearl Icy Gumball Ideus Easter Egg Inferno Poop Insideout Pearl Insideout Potato Irkette Poop Island Pearl Izzy Poop Japchae Jar of Artifacts Jar of Birthday Confetti Jar of Bones Jar of Bubbles Jar of Butterflies Jar of Buttons Jar of Christmas Food Jar of Cotton Jar of Fireflies Jar of Fireworks Jar of Fog Jar of Galaxy Jar of Herbs Jar of Infinity Jar of Jewels Jar of Love Jar of Marbles Jar of Mucus Jar of Mushrooms Jar of Petals Jar of Rocks Jar of Roses Jar of Sand Jar of Single Tears Jar of Snail Jar of Snow Jar of Storms Jar of Strawberries Jar of Sunshine Jar of Taffy Jar of Werewolf Wax Jar of Yellow Teeth Jaw Breakers Nards Jelly Pearl Jelly Worms Jenoa Easter Egg Jessup Easter Egg Jessutt Poop Jezebel Easter Egg Kale Milk Shake Kamilah Pearl Kidlet Easter Egg Killer Gumball Killer Pearl King Baspinar Arm King Baspinar Easter Egg King Baspinar Tail Kirikoo Kirin Cupcake Kissy Poop Knutt Easter Egg Knutt Knight Easter Egg Kronk Easter Egg Lati Easter Egg Leido Easter Egg Lela Easter Egg Lemhorse Lemnkey Lemon Cheesecake Lemon Lime Big Sip Lemon Shell Candy Lemonse Leo Steak Leprechaun Pearl Lettuchi Light Fairy Pearl Light Pearl Light Side Pearl Lime Gummy Bottle Lime Gummy Snail Lime Rock Candy Lime Taffy Limoose Limox Lindsey Poop Liquid Lightning Liquorice Gummy Heart Liquorice Gummy Snail Liquorice Taffy Lolie Low Fat Yule Log Lowlyhood Easter Egg Lucent Poop Lucky Easter Egg Lush Easter Egg Lush Fountain Water Lush Lake Easter Egg Mac and Cheese Magenta Gumball Magenta Jelly Magenta Potato Magical Gummy Stars Mailo Poop Makara Tail Marada Easter Egg Melted Snowman Cookie Merman Pearl Midnight Chibs Paw Midnight Cupcake Midnight Pearl Midnight Potato Midnight Soup Milk Chocolate Decadal Mina Poop Mini Fairy Cupcake Mini Fairy Pearl Mini Pearl Miniature Pumpkins Minipet Pearl Minipet Potato Mint Brownie Mint Chocolate Decadal Mint Chocolate Figaro Mint Chocolate Gumball Mint Chocolate Ice Cream Vixen Lolly Mint Chocolate Sindi Head Miort Easter Egg Monster Pearl Monster Potato Moon Cocktail Moon Cupcake Moon Gumball Moonlight Bean Moonlight Potato Chips Mordo Easter Egg Mosquito Poop Mouldy Fruit Mouldy Gumball Mummy Gumball Munch Chocolate Bar Murfin Easter Egg Mushtoo Music Note Lolly Mutant Food Mutant Friday Fish Burger My Boy Candy Heart My Girl Candy Heart My Love Candy Heart My Pal Candy Heart My Person Candy Heart My Treat Candy Heart Mystery Meat Mystery Meat Pie Native Fairy Gumball Native Potato Neapolitan Ice Cream Vixen Lolly Neapolitan Ice Cream Waffle Bowl Nefarious Pearl Negative Potato Newspaper Seedling Newth Easter Egg Nightmare Gumball Nightmare Pearl Nimbus Cupcake Number One Fan Candy Heart Old Fairy Cupcake Old Fairy Pearl One Hundred Cake Oogle Poop Orange Blood Orange Bunns Orange Chocolate Basil Orange Chocolate Decadal Orange Chocolate Vlad Orange Chocolate Willa Orange DNA Orange Easter Egg Orange Gummi Orange Gummy Bottle Orange Gummy Hump Orange Ice Cream Vixen Lolly Orange Love Pie Orange Yolk Osafo Easter Egg Paffuto Easter Egg Painted Lady Butterfly Panda Onigiri Panda Pearl Party Flower Party Pearl Party Potato Peanut Butter Chocolate Pearl with a Hat Peiko Easter Egg Peppa Poop Peppermint Swirl Ice Cream Phanty Easter Egg Pile of Mould Pinata Lolipop Pingi Easter Egg Pink Easter Egg Pink Gummi Pink Lemonade Rock Candy Pink Osafo Marshmallow Pink Potato Pink Yolk Pixie Pearl Plake Pliger Plooster Plushie Fairy Cupcake Poera Easter Egg Poison Berry Parfait Poison Potato Chips Polar Pearl Pot of Gold Cake Potato Pancake Prison Bean Prison Gumball Prison Pearl Pucci Poop Puchalla Village Easter Egg Puddle of Piddle Puff Easter Egg Pumpkin Pumpkin Candy Pumpkin Cookie Pumpkin Hard Candy Pumpkin Pancakes Pumpkin Pokey Pumpkin Potato Punk Pearl Purple Bean Purple Blood Purple Bunns Purple DNA Purple Easter Egg Purple Gummi Purple Potato Purple Yolk Purtle Quantum Marapop Queen Eleka Easter Egg Queen Eleka Gumball Quell Crackers Quell Easter Egg Rainbow Easter Egg Rainbow Fairy Cupcake Rainbow Fairy Gumball Rainbow Fairy Pearl Rainbow Fairy Potato Rainbow Heart Lolly Rainbow Pizza Rainbow Popsicle Rainbow Smoothie Rainbow Toast Rapunzel Easter Egg Raspberry Pixie Straw Ration Pack Red Bean Red Blood Red Bunns Red Cabbage Red Easter Egg Red Eyeball Gummies Red Green Nards Red Gummi Red Gummy Hump Red Potato Red Yolk Reese Easter Egg Renat Easter Egg Reon Poop Repair Geek Easter Egg Roasted Chestnuts Roasted Socks Rocket Poop Roosos Rotten Corn Dung Rotten Dung Royal Fairy Cupcake Royal Fairy Pearl Royal Nectar Salad Salmon Sashimi Santa Claws Easter Egg Santas Milk and Cookies School Pearl Scorpion Poop Scrooge Easter Egg Sea Salt Ice Cream Sea Salt Taffy Seasonal Potato Sewer Fairy Cupcake Sewer Mousse Sheepbow Poop Shell Candy Shilpy Easter Egg Shocked Pumpkin Candy Silent Pumpkin Candy Silver Bean Silver Easter Egg Simeria Pearl Simerian Pearl Sindi Easter Egg Skater Pearl Skater Potato Slater Park Easter Egg Slater Park Gumball Sleepy Pearl Sleepy Turkey Cupcake Slice of Birthday Cake Slice of Blueberry Lemon Cream Pie Slice of Caramel Apple Cream Pie Slice of Chocolate Cream Pie Slice of Gourmet Apple Pie Slice of Gourmet Cherry Pie Slice of Gourmet Chocolate Pie Slice of Gourmet Coconut Pie Slice of Gourmet Pumpkin Pie Slice of Gourmet Strawberry Pie Slice of Lemon Lime Cream Pie Sliced Potato Slicker Slime Ice Cream Smelly Pumpkin Smug Pumpkin Candy Smuggler Pearl Smugglers Easter Egg Sneaky Poop Snickle Easter Egg Snookers Snot Puff Snoween Easter Egg Snowman Gumball Snowman Pearl Snowy Gumball Soap Flavoured Gummy Soy Sauce Space Pearl Spam Fairy Cupcake Spam Fairy Pearl Spam Fairy Potato Sparkle Pearl Sparkle Potato Spicy Fireball Spinach Ice Cream Spirit Poop Spooks Easter Egg Spring Pearl Spring Potato Spud Spy Pearl Square Easter Egg Squid Pop St Patricks Day Cake Stale Crouton Star Shaped Hawaiian Pizza Star Shaped Pepperoni Pizza Star Shaped Sausage Pizza Starry Blueberry Pie Starry Cherry Pie Starry Chocolate Pie Starry Coconut Pie Starry Lemon Pie Steampunk Cake Steampunk Gumball Steampunk Pearl Stone Potato Stoneage Potato Storm Cotton Candy Stormy Potato Strawberry Chocolate Cruller Strawberry Cruller Strawberry Love Pie Strawbun Striped Easter Egg Sugarmites Poop Sultan Beard Candy Floss Summer Gumball Summer Pearl Summer Potato Sunflower Poop Super Sized Cotton Candy Superhero Pearl Suspicious Yellow Snowcone Swamp Gumball Sweet Zola Wine Taiyaki Tako Tantow Poop Tantua Easter Egg Tarantula Teal Bean Teal Gumball Teal Potato Thanksgiving Pearl The Fates Easter Egg The Leprechaun Easter Egg Tiger Pearl Tiger Potato Tinsel Poop Toffee Ice Cream Waffle Bowl Tongue Steak Tootoo Totette Poop Tree Pearl Tree Potato Tres Poop Triangle Easter Egg Trotter Easter Egg Turkey Dinner USB Poop Ugly Teeth Gumball Underwater Pearl Underwater Potato Undying Fairy Pearl Undying Woods Easter Egg Ush Easter Egg Ushunda Easter Egg Vacation Gumball Vacation Pearl Valentine Pearl Valentine Potato Valentines Day Chocolates Vampire Pearl Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich Vanilla Ice Cream Vixen Lolly Vanilla Ice Cream Waffle Bowl Vanilla Icicle Vegetable Stew Village Pearl Villain Pearl Viotto Easter Egg Volcanic Drink Vortex Pearl Walee Easter Egg Wasabi Paste Watermelon Freezie Watermelon Icicle Watermelon Taffy Wedding Cake Wedding Pearl Wedding Potato Weevil Weiji Poop Werewolf Pearl White Bunns White Chocolate Decadal White Chocolate Sindi Head White DNA White Easter Egg White Gummi White Potato White Rice Onigiri White Yolk Winter Pearl Winter Potato Witch Cupcake Witches Brew Xoi Easter Egg Yakubi Easter Egg Yellow Blood Yellow Bunns Yellow DNA Yellow Easter Egg Yellow Gummi Yellow Gummy Hump Yellow Osafo Marshmallow Yeti Poop Yin Yang Jelly Yogurt Sandwich Yolk Yoop Poop Yule Log Zarplet Zetlian Easter Egg Zetzilla Pearl Zombie Figaro Tail Zorg Poop
Just in case my alerts get deleted, I have decided to make a blog.
7th April 2009. 11th April 2009 15th April 2009 18th April 2009 24th April 2009 07th May 2009 May Traded Cappillaire for a Sindi named Carlotta. 09th May 2009 14th May 2009 14th May 2009 16th May 2009 17th May 2009 21st May 2009 21st May 2009 25th May 2009 25th May 2009 25th May 2009 26th May 2009 26th May 2009 28th May 2009 28th May 2009 31st May 2009 3rd June 2009 3rd June 2009 8th June 2009 12th June 2009 13th June 2009 13th June 2009 13th June 2009 15th June 2009 17th August 2009 21st August 2009 21st August 2009 4th September 2009 16th September 2009 23rd September 2009 23rd September 2009 24th September 2009 31st October 2009 1st November 2009 02nd November 2009 15th November 2009 16th November 2009 21st November 2009 25th November 2009 25th November 2009 25th November 2009 25th November 2009 25th November 2009 25th November 2009 25th November 2009 04th December 2009 08th December 2009 08th December 2009 18th December 2009 18th December 2009 18th December 2009 19th December 2009 29th January 2010 29th January 2010 29th January 2010 29th January 2010 27th February 2010 Traded Sleya (Hobo Chibs) for Ovio (30+ statted CC Chibs) and Tishic (Burnt Chibs). 14th March 2010 Traded Linaye (Burnt Chibs) for Chrystin (30+ statted Cowboy Lati) and Ephan (50+ statted Vampire Tasi). 12th April 2010 Traded Nycole the Mutant Mordo for Tawnie the Plushie Ercuw. Also had her cossied Voodoo by Starcommander7
1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right fore-finger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.
6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
10) Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
12) Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologise to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.
13) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
14) Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
15) Arrange for RSPCA to collect cat and ring local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
Just in case my alerts get deleted, I have decided to make a blog.
