1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hey Greg. How's your day been?" 6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. 9. Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 11. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 12. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 13. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 14. Swat at flies that don't exist. 15. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it. 16. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 17. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 18. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 19. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 20. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 21. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 23. Stare, grinning.
Pick the month you were born: January-------I kicked February------I merred March--------I kissed April----------I huged May----------I jumped on June----------I smelled July-----------I did the Macarena With August--------I had lunch with September----I danced with October-------I sang to November-----I yelled at December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a bathtub 2-------a car 3-------a spoon 4-------a cadeybar 5-------a pillow 6-------a wet dog 7-------my trashcan 8-------my cat 9-------my bestfriends'hot boyfriend 10-------my mom 11-------my home room teacher 12-------a pickle 13-------a ice cone 14-------a book 15-------a pony 16-------a cake 17-------your laptop 18-------a bottel of water 19------ - a hobo 20-------a basketball 21-------a ninja 22-------Taylor Swift 23-------a noodle 24-------a agery duck 25-------a pro ice skater 26-------my grandma 27-------my grandpa 28-------an ipod 29-------a lizard 30-------a llama 31-------A puppy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White---------because I'm cool like that Black---------because that's how I roll. Pink-----------because I'm pretty/handsome. Red-----------because i like cake Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green---------because people are real. Purple---------because I'm AWESOME! Gray----------because Elmo is red Yellow--------because i hate school. Orange--------because i play on marapets Brown---------because I can.. Other----------because theres 50 stats. None----------because I can't control myself
You HAVE to read all of them and if you don't you???re going to come across with problems in your relationship for the next month!
-Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.
-Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
-Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
-Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
-Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.
Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method
-A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
-Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
-Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a b---- Goodbye.
-Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
-Girls are guys' weaknesses.
-Guys are very open about themselves.
-If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him.
You don't need to give advice
-A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you
-Guys love you more than you love them.
-Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls.
They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous.
If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot
-No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.
-If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside
-When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
-When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"
-If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something is up
-When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't.
It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them
-When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something
-Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
-Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to you
-A guy would give up anything to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
-No guy can handle all his problems on his own.
He's just too stubborn to admit it
-NOT ALL GUYS ARE A;HOLES!!! Just because ONE is.. doesn't mean he represents ALL of them
-They love it when girls talk about them
-Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs
-Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck is really hurting
-When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
-Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life
-Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your life
-Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life.
boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there?
girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.
boy- oh realy? y?
girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.
boy- oh
girl- so wht did we do in math 2day?
boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes
girl- ok good
boy- yeah
girl- hey i have a question......
boy- ok, ask away
girl-........how much do u love me?
boy- u kno i love u more than anything
girl- yeah.....
boy- y did u ask?
girl-................>silence<..........
boy- is something wrong?
girl- no nothing at all
boy- good.
girl- ..............how much do u care about me?
boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.
girl- u would?
boy- yeah.........of course i would >sounding worried< is there something wrong??
girl- no, everythings fine......
boy- are u sure?
girl- yeah.
boy- ok.......i hope so.
girl- ..............would u die for me?
boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun
girl- realy?
boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong???
girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine.
boy- ............ok
girl-......................well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school.
boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
boy- hey, have u seen my g/f 2day?
friend- no
boy- oh.
friend- she wasnt here yesterday either.
boy- i know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last nite.
friend- well dude u kno how gurls are sumtimes
boy- yeah........but not her.
friend- idk wht else 2 say, man.
boy- k well i gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school.
friend- yeah i gotta get to science, ttyl.
THAT NIGHT:
-ring- -ring- -ring- -ring- girl- hello?
boy- hey
girl- oh, hi.
boy- y weren't u at school 2day?
girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment.
boy- are u sick?
girl- ..................um i have 2 go, my mom's callin on my other line.
boy- ill wait.
girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.
boy-........alright, i love u hun.
very long pause<
girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up.
boy- what???
girl- its the best thing for us right now.
boy- y????
girl- i love u. click<
THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
boy- hey dude
friend- hey
boy- whats up
friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately?
boy- no
friend- so u didnt hear?
boy- hear what?
friend- um idk if i should be the one to tell u......
boy- dude, tell me
friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468
boy- ok............
BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
-ring- -ring- -ring- voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam.
boy- uh.......i must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend.
voice- what is her name, sir? (boy gives info)
voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.
boy- rele? y? what happened??? how is she???
voice- her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3.
boy- WHT HAPPENED??!!!!
voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.
boy- WAIT! NO! *dial tone*
BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
boy- omg are u ok??
girl- ..................
boy- sweetie!! talk to me!!
girl- i..........
boy- u what?? U WHAT???
girl- i have cancer and im on life support
boy- .....................>breaks into tears<......................
girl- they're taking me off 2night
boy- y??
girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt
boy- y didnt u tell me????
girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u.
boy- u could never hurt me
girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u.
boy- ?
girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you.
boy- ...........
girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u
boy- then y'd u break up w/me?
nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.
BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.
but wht the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
NEXT DAY
the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other... THE NOTE SAID:i told her i would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me...
Copy and paste this if you cryed at this story..If u dont u dont have a heart..
female comebacks - I read this and found most of them hilarious. Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... ....
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.. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... ... .. . DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
