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Every day lots of animals are killed because of animal abuse!!!I mean they're killed by being beaten,burned,stabbed,drowned,hanged,starved,microwaved and even more HORRIBLE things!!!Some people are so sick they might even nail down an animal to something,or worse!!If we stopped animal abuse do you know how many animals we could save?Tons and Tons.So stop animal abuse!!!People that abuse animals are SICK,TWISTED,IDIOTIC,AND THEY ARE FREAKS AND EXTREMELY CRUEL AND MORE!!!You have to be stupid,stupid,stupid to abuse an animal!So stop animal abuse NOW.