I WUZ DANCING THEN MY SISTER COMES W/ THE COMPUTER CHAIR AND I FALL INTO THE CHAIR AND SHE STARTS 2 RUN THEN SHE TRIPS OVER THE CAT THEN THE CHAIR FELL ON ME WITH THE CAT ON MY SISTERS STOMACH AND OUR DAD WONDERING WAT WE WER TRYING TO DOI WUZ SORE THE DAY AFTER
have u ever drank soda real fast n the fizz came down or up ur nose/ laughed at a joke so hard ur stomach started hurting/ do something u thought some1 said but they told u something else n then wind up making a fool of urself ate a whole cake n ppl wonder wat happen to it
wat wuz the deal with miley cyrus n the pole stripping n next to that the fred wuz ther n he said a speech that wuz going way to fast it wuz kewl how mike tyson wuz ther giving joe jonas a hair cutbut he didnt cut all hiz hair off i wonder y he didnt
ONE DAY I WAS EATING CHOCOLATE PUDDING AS MY SISTER WALKS PASS WITH SARDINES THEN SHE TRIPS OVER A BOX AND ONE OF THE SARDINES WENT IN MY PUDDING THE SARDINE MADE A BACKFLIP AS I TRY 2 SAVE MY PUDDING 2 LATE THEN MY CAT ATE THE REST OF MY PUDDING
I WUZ SORE THE DAY AFTER
but he didnt cut all hiz hair off i wonder y he didnt
