I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa Claus on Christmas
as soon as I can get out on parole
I'll hang out on your street
Your kids I'd love to meet
as soon as I get out of this rat hole
I won't mind just sliding down your chimney
Cause I just spent fifteen years shovelin' coal
I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa Claus on Christmas
as soon as I can get out on parole
I'm anxious to get out among the living
and I'm makin' up a list of folks to see
duded up in red and white
instead of these old stripes
just think of how surprised they're gonna be
The old home town will sure be glad to see me
cause by now it slipped their minds how much I stole
I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa Claus on Christmas
as soon as I can get out on parole
I'm careful to be on my best behavior
cause the warden's watching every thing I do
thank God he didn't see that fight in cell block 3
or I'd be stuck here till I'm 92
just a few more questions from that nice committee
then through those rusty gates I'll proudly stroll
I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa Claus on Christmas
as soon as I can get out on parole
as soon as I can get out on parole
-x-
we wish you a married christmas, we wish you a married christmas, we wish you a married christmassssssss,
youll be divorced by new years.
-x-
(felice navidad music playing)
on a leash naughty dog,
dum dum, dum dum,
on a leash naughty dog.
Now I lay me down to sleep, The king-size bed is soft and deep... I sleep right in the center groove My human can hardly move!
I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight And here is where I pass the night No one disturbs me or dares intrude Till morning comes and "I want food!"
I sneak up slowly to begin My nibbles on my human's chin. She wakes up quickly, I have sharp teeth - And my claws I will unsheath
For the morning's here and it's time to play I always seem to get my way. So thank you Lord for giving me This human person that I see.
The one who hugs me and holds me tight And sacrifices her bed at night and now that I close my eyes I know its for the last time and now that you kiss my nose I hope you know that I love you so
