Hi I make free siggys in 10 mins or less!I can do almost anything!Fill out this form What pick: What you want it to say: What color you want the words: Glitter,stars,hearts or snowflaks: Outlining: If so what color: I love making them! Thanks for reading!Have a nice day in marapets!
Not that I believe the bottom part, but this is hilarious. xD
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Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you do it.If you don't resend this then your love life will be (((doomed))) for eternity.
Hey guys this is me contest all you have to do is guess my fav animal.No sob storys I won't give you any idems! The winner gets one dukka coin and a random peace of clothing.Have a nice on marapets and thanks for guessing on my blog!
