Ok, so here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' inside the boxes if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then send it to all your peoples and make them laugh.
1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 [x]Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 [ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door
4 [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
5 [ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6[ ] You have ran into a tree
7[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow *attempt*
8[ ] You tried to lick your elbow
9 [] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 [ ] You just tried to sing them
11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 [x] You have choked on your own spit
13[ ] You have seen The the Matrix and still don't get it.
14[ ] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15[] You just looked at it
16[ ]Your hair is blonde,dirty blonde, or strawberry blonde
17[ ] People have called you slow
18 [ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
20 [ ] You have caught yourself drooling
21 [ ] You've fallen asleep in a laundry basket
22 [ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 [ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
25 [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 [ ] You use your fingers to do simple math
27 [ ] You have eaten a bug
28 [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 [ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand..
31[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like chain-mail(like this one)
32[ ]You break a lot of things.
33[ ] Friends know not to use big words around you
34[ ]You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
35[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
36[ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
37[ ] The word 'umm' is used many times a day
38[x] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say (haahahha!
39[ ] You have spelled your name wrong
40[x] You have drawn a disformed heart <3
Send to all your friends and the person you got it from. Repost as:'I've Done 39 of the 40 Blondest Things.
boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there? girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor. boy- oh realy? y? girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all. boy- oh girl- so wht did we do in math 2day? boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes girl- ok good boy- yeah girl- hey i have a question...... boy- ok, ask away girl-........how much do u love me? boy- u kno i love u more than anything girl- yeah..... boy- y did u ask? girl-................>silence<.......... boy- is something wrong? girl- no nothing at all boy- good. girl- ..............how much do u care about me? boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could. girl- u would? boy- yeah.........of course i would >sounding worried< is there something wrong?? girl- no, everythings fine...... boy- are u sure? girl- yeah. boy- ok.......i hope so. girl- ..............would u die for me? boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun girl- realy? boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong??? girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine. boy- ............ok girl......................well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school. boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU. girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye. THAT NIGHT: -ring- -ring- -ring- girl- hello? boy- hey girl- oh, hi. boy- y weren't u at school 2day? girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment. boy- are u sick? girl- ..................um i have 2 go, my mom's callin on my other line. boy- ill wait. girl- it may take a while, ill call u later. boy-........alright, i love u hun. very long pause< girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up. boy- what??? girl- its the best thing for us right now. boy- y???? girl- i love u. click< THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE. boy- hey dude friend- hey boy- whats up friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately? boy- no friend- so u didnt hear? boy- hear what? friend- um idk if i should be the one to tell u...... boy- dude, tell me friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468 boy- ok............ BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL -ring- -ring- -ring- voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam. boy- uh.......i must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend. voice- what is her name, sir? (boy gives info) voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here. boy- rele? y? what happened??? how is she??? voice- her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3. boy- WHT HAPPENED??!!!! voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye. boy- WAIT! NO! *dial tone* BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED. boy- omg are u ok?? girl- .................. boy- sweetie!! talk to me!! girl- i.......... boy- u what?? U WHAT??? girl- i have cancer and im on life support boy- .....................>breaks into tears<...................... girl- they're taking me off 2night boy- y?? girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt boy- y didnt u tell me???? girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u. boy- u could never hurt me girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u. boy- ? girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you. boy- ........... girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u boy- then y'd u break up w/me? nurse- young man, visiting hours are over. BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES. but wht the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died. NEXT DAY the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other... THE NOTE SAID:i told her i would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me... Copy and paste this if you cryed at this story..If u dont u dont have a heart..
Does heaven have a phone number? Mommy went to heaven, but I need her here today. My tummy hurts and I fell down; I need her right away.
Operator, can you tell me how to find her in this book? Is heaven in the yellow part? I don't know where to look.
I think my daddy needs her too, at night I hear him cry. I hear him call her name sometimes, but I really don't know why.
Maybe if I call her, she will hurry home to me. Is heaven very far away? Is it across the sea?
She's been gone a long, long time- she needs to come home now! I really need to reach her. I simply don't know how.
Help me find the number, please. Is it listed under "heaven"? I can't read these big, big words; I am only seven.
I'm sorry, operator, I didn't mean to make you cry. Is your tummy hurting too-- or is there something in your eye?
If I call my church maybe they will know. Mommy said when we need help that's where we should go.
I found the number to my church tacked up on the wall. Thank you, operator I'll give them a call.
To Watch You Leaving . . .
is to know such pain, it's jagged edges tearing into my soul. As a stake from the garden tears into the warm, dark earth.
To Watch You Leaving . . .
knowing all the while that never again will I fit myself, warm with sleep, against your solid back.
Nor hear your steady breathing. Or feel the beating of your heart.
To Watch You Leaving . . .
aware in every moment of every day that my dreams, my future; once tied with silken ribbons to yours, will never come to be.
And the mornings once so silent and hopeful, us gazing at the mountains and so gently awaiting forever - are now but small pieces of my past.
To Watch You Leaving . . .
your heart a tight fist of anger and your dry eyes betraying nothing of you. I cry for both of us, my love, because you will not.
To Watch You Leaving . . .
is to know that I've lost my place on this earth. My station. My heart's home. That I will wander, forever a nomad. Alone and afraid. And in my troubled dreams watch you leave, again and again.
For the balance of my days. I feel you in the morning When at first I awake Your thought is with me With each decision I make
You'd been around forever Since the first breath I took Now I have to go on alone But for love, I need not look
Cause by what you bestowed In our short time together Will last in my heart Forever and ever
Although you've left And now walk above I'm never alone I'm wrapped in your love
Enjoy now your long waited reward Feel peace that your love continues on What was taught to me, will be taught to mine Cause you live on in me even after you've gone.
"Letter going up to heaven....to my dad"
Dear Dad.....
Two years from now,as a dream...long one ....passed away...all t he bad nights that you didn't sleep,all the medicines that you've taken,and all the Tears that we shared....are now away,so how do you feel now? how do u rest your nights after all those years of pain? and when you feel lonley and p anic ....with whom do you have a gossip?
The fact that we miss you is the deepest now ....for mom,who loo ks at your picture every night and cry..for my younger sis...who didn't have th e chance to grow up more with you...for me and for my family....your memory is stilled deeply inside our hearts,minds and souls.
Dear God...Please,but for daddy's sake,for being so good with you and everyone he knew.for us all...be graceful with him...don't leave him alone...let the angels keep him warm at night...let his soul fly around w hen he's got a vacation from "up"!
We miss you daddy....you memory is our inhertince now... don't be afraid dad..we are with you all the time.. We love you .....dear dad....your son.
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that i like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry That I cared
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
