1-2 Blitzen Cupcake and 1,000MP
2-2 Bug Quell Plushie and 2,500MP
3-2 Bellerina and 1,250MP
4-2 Seasonal Cupcake and 300MP
5-2 Blue Fire Dress and 600MP
6-2 Elf and 150MP
7-2 Minti and 3,000MP
8-2 Fat Snowman Plushie and 1,500MP
9-2 Seasonal Sword and 500MP
10-2 Christmas Gift Cupcake and 950MP
11-2 Elf vs Beelzebub and 5,000MP
12-2 Broken Seasonal Candycane and 1MP
13-2 God Wig and 750MP
14-2 Mistletoe Plushie and 425MP
15-2 Butterfly Dress and 4,000MP
16-2 Magic Christmas Tree and 1,500MP
17-2 2013 Christmas Carols and 500MP
18-2 Dark Lorius Shirt and 5,000MP
19-2 Blue Fire Suit and 250MP
20-2 Stocking Candycane and 2,000MP
21-2 Frost Hoodie and 700MP
22-2 Nightmare Snowman Plushie and 666MP
23-2 Snixie and 350MP
24-2 Christmas Lights Whip and 2,500MP
25-2 Elf Pearl and 7,500MP
26-2 Christmas Candycorn Lollipop and 125MP
27-2 Candycane Book and 800MP
28-2 Santa Hot Chocolate and 85MP
29-2 Lightning Gobble Stamp and 1,500MP
30-2 Seasonal Gumball and 4,000MP
31-2 Candycane and 6,500MP
I???m the son of a 3rd generation farmer
I???ve been married 10 years to the farmer???s daughter
I???m a God fearin??? hard workin??? combine driver
Hoggin??? up the road on my p-p-p-p-plower
Chug a lug a luggin??? 5 miles an hour
On my International Harvester
Three miles of cars layin??? on their horns
Fallin??? on deaf ears of corn
Lined up behind me like a big parade
Of late to work road raged jerks
Shoutin??? obscene words flippin??? me the bird
Well you may be on a state paved road
But that blacktop runs through my payload
Excuse me for tryin??? to do my job
But this year ain???t been no bumper crop
If you don???t like the way I???m a drivin???
Get back on the interstate
Otherwise sit tight and be nice
And quit yer honkin??? at me that way
Chorus:
Cause I???m a son of a 3rd generation farmer
I???ve been married 10 years to a farmer???s daughter
I got 2 boys in the county 4-H
I???m a lifetime sponsor of the F.F.A.
Hay! That???s what I make
I make a lotta hay for a little pay
But I???m proud to say
I???m a God fearin??? hard workin??? combine driver
Hoggin??? up the road on my a p-p-p-plower
Chug a lug a lugin??? 5 miles an hour
On my International Harvester
Well I know you got your own deadlines
But cussin??? me ain???t savin??? no time Hoss
This big-wheeled wide load ain???t goin??? any faster
So just smile and wave and tip your hat
To the man up on the tractor
Chorus:
Cause I???m a son of a 3rd generation farmer
I???ve been married 10 years to a farmer???s daughter
I got two boys in the county 4-H
I???m a lifetime sponsor of the F.F.A.
Hay! That???s what I make
I make a lot of hay for a little pay
But I???m proud to say
I???m a God fearin??? hard workin??? combine driver
Hoggin??? up the road on my p-p-p-plower
Chug a lug a lugin??? 5 miles an hour
On my International Harvester
I???m a God fearin??? hard workin??? combine driver
Hoggin??? up the road on my p-p-p-plower
Chug a lug a lugin??? 5 miles an hour
On my International Harvester