Space potions
4 months, 20 days & 4 hrs ago
25th May 2025 22:41 🌌🛸 Adopt a Pink Elephant from Outer Space! 👽💘
"We've got a cosmic conundrum — a pink Phanty has crash-landed in our care, and it's too cute for just one galaxy!"
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FREE GIVEAWAY — Just post to enter!
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Entry prompt: Tell us your favorite animal — earthling or otherwise! 🐘👾
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Deadline: Friday, May 30th at 23:59 MST
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Winner will be randomly chosen and announced the next day!
👽 Meet Elephantia! 👽
She's a radiant
Valentine Phanty — a blushing pink pachyderm with interstellar charm.
Now seeking a forever home somewhere in the Milky Way... or nearby star systems. 🐘🌌
How to Enter:
Just reply with your
favorite animal! That’s it! The space winds will do the rest.
💌 Side note: My
sidekick still doesn’t have a name — feel free to brainstorm one while you're here. He’s just a little green guy with a shiny bald head.
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This giveaway is trunkin’ adorable. Don’t miss your chance!
🛸 Thanks for visiting my sector of the stars — may your travels be weird and wonderful! 👾
Drew Tracking
5 months, 3 days & 21 hrs ago
14th May 2025 05:40 🚨 ALERT, ALERT 🚨
Our spaceship’s wallet has sprung a leak! We’re officially
BROKE! The sidekick spent our AU on questionable space-snacks, so now we’re unloading
1,300 items at lightning speed to keep our Anti-Gravity machine fueled up!
We’ve scanned this planet and discovered
300 wardrobe items that we MUST have for our collection. They’re all listed in this intergalactic scroll ➡
Wardrobe Blog.
🌟 ACCEPTED CURRENCIES 🌟
- MP (Marapoints — shiny, spendy, lovely)
- AU (Alien currency, obviously 👽
- LE Makers (ohhh yes, nothing makes us beam faster than a Limited Edition pet maker!!)
- Wishlist items (surprise our sidekick — they love shiny digital things)
☄️ SPECIAL BONUS ☄️
Discounts are on the table when paying with MP/AU. Why? Because we love watching humans squeal with joy when they get a bargain.
🛸 SO COME TRADE WITH US 🛸
We’re fun, we’re weird, and we’re loaded with loot. Dock your ship at our trades, bring snacks if you like, and let’s make your wardrobe (and ours) way cooler.
👽 End of alien transmission… waiting for human response! 👽
