I have a sister and brother that share the same two computers as me. We all also go on many various computers, so please do not ban us. We do not have multiple accounts. A few friends of mine also have accounts and use my two computers. If needed, please mail me for their users. Thank you.
Pick the month you were born: January-------I kicked February------I loved March--------I kissed April----------I licked May----------I jumped on June----------I smelled July-----------I married August--------I had lunch with September----I danced with October-------I sang to November-----I yelled at December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a snowman 6-------a gangster 7-------my mobile phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends' boyfriend 10-------my neighbor 11-------my science teacher 12-------a banana 13-------a fireman 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a goat 16-------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 19------ - a smurf 20-------a baseball bat 21-------a ninja 22-------Chuck Norris 23-------a noodle 24-------a squirrel 25-------a football player 26-------my sister 27-------my brother 28-------an ipod 29-------a surfer 30-------a llama 31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White---------because I'm cool like that Black---------because that's how I roll. Pink-----------because I'm crazy. Red-----------because the voices told me to. Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green---------because I think I need some serious help. Purple---------because I'm AWESOME! Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.. Other----------because I'm a Ninja! None----------because I can't control myself!
REMIX!
Pick the month you were born: January-------I gave raw liver to February------I washed March--------I made out with April----------I farted at May----------I dressed June----------I broke July-----------I shoved gum into August--------I married September----I ate October-------I licked a car in front of November-----I took off my clothes in front of December-----I rubbed my body all over
Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a Donkeys Butt 2------- Michale Jackson 3-------a Hat 4-------a Rabbit 5------- Katy Perry 6-------a gangster 7-------my science teacher 8------- Brack Obama 9-------my best friends' husband 10-------my dog 11-------my sister 12------- Hilary Clinton 13------- John McCain 14------- P!nk 15-------a sheep 16-------George Bush 17-------my dad 18-------a Worm 19------ Alice Cullen 20------- a Angel 21------- Cheese 22------- a squirrel 23-------my squid 24-------a zombie 25-------a chocolate cake 26-------my house 27-------my Toilet 28-------a wrestler 29-------a hobo 30-------a teen mom 31-------A elf
Pick the color of pants you are wearing: White---------because I'm awesome like that Black---------because My neighbor told me so. Pink-----------because I'm crazy. Red-----------because the voices told me to. Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green---------because I think I need some serious help. Purple---------because I'm my own leader! Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange--------because my mother told me to do it.
Brown---------because I can.. Other----------because It/He/She asked me to do it! None----------because I can't control myself!
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you do it.If you don't resend this then your love life will be (((doomed))) for eternity.
