Q. If you ever get cold, stand in the corner of a room for a while. A- They???re usually 90 degrees. - Horsesrock785 WINNER prize claimed sea water book this one genuinely made me laugh
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts - Decoca this one surprised me and I LOVED skeleton jokes as a kid so I like this one
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car was toad! - Lemongrab I love frogs and toads so im awarding a prize for a amphibian based joke and also a great pun Claimed bikini bottoms
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion! - Condemned <3 kitties and dad joke puns FTW Claimed Checkered Nino Plushie
What do you call a unique 2.54cm-long bug relaxing on Tara the bee's ovipositor? An interesting inch resting in Tara's sting. - Eos_ you win a special prize for the most confusing joke I've ever read which is a real feat lol I've been scratching my head over this joke for like a week claimed Magenta Snookle Plushie
I'm giving away one Sea water book to members in my Club who can tell me a good joke! it doesn't have to be your joke, it doesn't have to be anything special! I have a surplus of items and I may also give away a couple of runner up prizes if you happen to make me chuckle. it's not easy. trust me. give it your best shot, the only condition is that you are a member of the club post your answers here and I will pick a winner before the 5th providing i actually get any answers to this lol
there will also be categories I'm keeping secret for different types of jokes so enter even if you don't think your joke is very good!
it is quicker and easier to list the glowing eggs I HAVE collected rather than list the hundreds of eggs I havent got so if it isn't on this list I have not got it and will trade with you for it
will trade also for any other maps that I have in my trades for any map pieces I dont have from the maps missing from my account (which is most of them) feel free to MM with offers.
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