A collection of Dan's songs <3

I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa Claus on Christmas
as soon as I can get out on parole
I'll hang out on your street
Your kids I'd love to meet
as soon as I get out of this rat hole

I won't mind just sliding down your chimney
Cause I just spent fifteen years shovelin' coal
I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa Claus on Christmas
as soon as I can get out on parole

I'm anxious to get out among the living
and I'm makin' up a list of folks to see
duded up in red and white
instead of these old stripes
just think of how surprised they're gonna be

The old home town will sure be glad to see me
cause by now it slipped their minds how much I stole
I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa Claus on Christmas
as soon as I can get out on parole

I'm careful to be on my best behavior
cause the warden's watching every thing I do
thank God he didn't see that fight in cell block 3
or I'd be stuck here till I'm 92
just a few more questions from that nice committee
then through those rusty gates I'll proudly stroll
I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa Claus on Christmas
as soon as I can get out on parole
as soon as I can get out on parole

-x-

we wish you a married christmas, we wish you a married christmas, we wish you a married christmassssssss,

youll be divorced by new years.
-x-
(felice navidad music playing)
on a leash naughty dog,
dum dum, dum dum,
on a leash naughty dog.