101 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
1. Call him Eddy, all the time
2. Give yourself a paper cut and make a point of showing him the blood, then put it in your mouth. Say, ???Mmmm, Delicious! Want some????
3. Say ???you don???t look that scary???
4. Use vampire expression like ???holy Dracula??? and ???good bye sweet Transylvania???
5. Visualize yourself naked
6. Ask him to help you do something impossible (save the world, build an atomic clock, help you with your calculus ect). When he has trouble say ???never mind, I???m sure Jacob could help me???
7. Drive REALLY slow
8. Volunteer him for a blood drive
9. Hold up a bottle of ketchup and say, ???look!! BLOOOOOD OOOOOOOO???
10. Hang posters that say ???I support Jacob Black??? and ???Jacob Black for President??? All over his room
11. Throw him to the crazy fan girl hordes.
12. Tie Bella to some railroad tracks. When he gets mad, say, ???Wow, a little overprotective, aren???t we? I???m sure Jacob wouldn???t have a problem with this.???
13. Say, ???Hey, aren???t you that guy from Harry Potter????
14. Tell him that Emmet is a cooler vampire than him.
15. Tell him that Jane has the coolest vampire power. Mention that it???s significantly better than mind reading.
16. Continually suggest that he???d be better off eating Bella, rather than dating her.
17. Mention that he isn???t a real vampire.
18. When flying on an airplane, say, ???If this plane crashes on an island, we eat Bella first.???
19. Suggest that his life is too stressful. Recommend aromatherapy.
20. When he announces his wedding, say ???Why? Is Bella pregnant????
21. Leave bloody dead animals around him. Insist that you???re helping with the aromatherapy.
22. Invite Jacob???s whole family to the wedding. When he gets mad, say, ???I was just trying to help.???
23. Invite the Volturi to the wedding.
24. Make a list of the ways that werewolves are cooler than vampires. Show it to him. Act offended when he gets mad.
25. Tell him that he???s too closed-minded: he needs to welcome people of all cultures into his life.
26. Talk in Ebonics.
27. Tell him to ???bear in mind other people???s thoughts.???
28. Kidnap Bella. When he asks where she is, say, ???Don???t worry about it.???
29. When he threatens to kill you, say, ???Now, now, aren???t we being a little hasty????
30. When he really is going to kill you, blame

Another person had this in their blog and I just had to put it in mine!
Post below what you get!
Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I kissed
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!