1.Do not send me mm asking for my stuff.I will give u somthin if I want to. 2.Dont tell me to shut up.Tell me I am stupid or call me names. 3.Treat me with respect and I'll do the same for u. 4.If u r over 18 u cant talk to me.Srry.I am keeping myself !safe!
Thx for reading my rules.[[I am a really nice person!]]
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'
To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'
(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)
My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." He sighed.........
"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."
