Tried compiling this for a forum post, but I kept hitting the 1000 character limit, pfft!
10th Birthday Cake - 1.5mil Alien Grapes - 700k to 900k Angelwing Butterfly - 1mil Ankh Biscuits - 1mil Banalphin - 1.5mil to 2mil Gummi - 5mil Calico Potato - 1.1mil to 1.5mil Devil Pearl - 1mil to 2mil Digital Pearl - 1mil to 1.5mil Doll Vial - 5mil Eleka Macaron - 600k to 1mil Eleka Potato Chips - 800k to 1mil Fire Berry - 1mil Figgy Pudding - 1.5mil to 2mil Glazed Apple Pie - 1mil Glazed Chocolate Pie - 1mil Green Gummy Hump - 1mil to 2mil Grey DNA - 2mil to 5mil {depends on how expensive dukkas are!} Gummy Carrot - 499k {it's in user shops :3} Hug Me Candy Heart - 2mil Jar of Birthday Confetti - 1.5mil to 2mil Jar of Roses - 2.5mil Jar of Petals - 950k to 2mil Jar of Snow - 1mil Limox - 2mil Magical Gummy Stars - 2mil Negative Potato - 1.5mil Orange Gummy Hump - 1.5mil to 2mil Party Pearl - 3mil Pearl with a Hat - 1mil {but a 50 dukka coin only costs 500k!!} Peppermint Swirl Ice Cream - 2mil Perfectly Good Pizza - 1mil Potato - 1.5mil to 2.5mil Queen Eleka Gumball - 2mil to 3.5mil Rainbow Pizza - 4mil to 7mil Red Gummy Hump - 1mil to 2mil Robot Pearl - 1.2mil Santas Milk and Cookies - 1mil Soap Flavoured Gummy - 2mil Vampire Cupcake - 2mil Vampire Pearl - 4mil
. never changes. When atomic consumed the earth, those who survived did so in great, Puchalla houses. When they opened, set out across ruins of the old world to build new societies, establish new villages, forming tribes.
As decades passed, what had been the Maradan southwest united beneath the flag of the New Eleka Republic, dedicated to old-world values of democracy and the rule of law. As the Republic grew, so did its needs. spread east, seeking territory and wealth, in the dry and merciless expanse of the Kamilah Desert. They returned with tales of a city untouched by the spam that had scorched the rest of the world, and a great wall spanning the Lush Lake.
The NER mobilized its army and sent it east to occupy the Minipet Island, and restore it to working condition. But across Marada, another society had arisen under a different flag. A vast army of s, forged in the conquest of 86 tribes: Baspinar's Legion.
Four years have passed since the Republic held the Island - just barely - against the Legion's onslaught. The Legion did not retreat. Across the lake, they gathered strength. Campfires burned, training drums beat.
Through it all, the Dukka Caves has stayed open for business under the control of its mysterious overseer, , and his army of rehabilitated Clubs and Corporal Knifejaw.
