NOT FAIR!!!

Ok, I'm going to tell all you nice (and strange) people, who are reading what I have to say, about something that happened at my school. Ok, two things. I'll start with the one that I think is the most serious.

Yesterday at school, me and three of my friends were in the bike shed, just chatting. Another girl that I don't really know very well was with us too. She seems quite nice, but she is picked on by some nasty people. (grr.) This is because of her size. She is a little bit bigger than some of us and people are mean to her. Two boys who are in my class were talking near by. Then they felt the need to stick their big noses in. They were being annoying so the girl (the one who gets picked on) told them to go away. Then one of them said "nobody asked you, fatso". So I yelled at them to go away. They did. (thankfully.) We all told the girl to ignore them, and she said she didn't care, but you could see that she was hurt.

Now my next story.

We were playing games at school (stupid tag rugby) and my team were playing the practise game. That's where the six of us split into two threes and played a mini game. The thing is, the other three was relly competetive. Come to think of it, the other two on my team were really competetive, I was the only one that wasn't! So we started playing, and my team were losing really badly. Partly because whenever anyone on my team got anywhere near scoring, the other team said we'd gone outside the line. Before I go any further, I'll tell you who was on my team. There was a boy. And there was a girl. She is skinny, dyes her hair bright yellow, (it's supposed to be blonde) and has buck-teeth. She is also not very popular because she's not very nice to anyone. Anyway, the girl started playing the other team's game. She yelled that they were cheating all the time. Then one time, one of the other team really did run out, so she yelled that it was our team's ball. Then the two boys on that team (one of them was one of the boys who was bullying the girl in the other story) started going "really. Would it help if I talked like you?" So they started sticking out their front teeth and saying her name, being really unkind. She started crying and went to get the games coach. He just told her to stop being a baby and get on and play. He has favourites, the ones who are really good at sports, and two of his favourites were the ones bullying her.

Now that I have moaned to you about the things that go on at my school, I'm going to stop moaning. I bet you're happy now. You're thinking: thank the lord, she's shut up! I just have one last thing to say to you:
DON'T JUDGE ANYONE BY HOW THEY LOOK, EVEN IF YOU LOOK PERFECT, NOT EVERYONE DOES!

Excuses...

I didn't do my homework because...

I invented a time machine and went forward in time to our next test. I get an A+ so I decided to take it easy.

You asked us to do it, you didn't tell us, I thought it was optional!

I was abducted by aliens, while I was in the middle of a sum. They wanted to try out their new shreader and asked me for my homework. Well, who was I to object? They had some pretty scary equipment! So now my homework is on Mars, sitting in an alien's shreader...

I'm late for school because...

All my toothpaste got squirted out of the tube this morning so I spent ages getting it back in the tube.

I'm not late! The bell just rang before I got here!

I'm not late! I thought I'd get here early for tomorrow!

I slept in, but I'll tell you why! My alarm clock was stollen by a burglar last night, I didn't dare stop him; he had a gun!

I didn't clean my room because...

I was attacked by the bugs that live in the dirt on the floor of my room. They said that if I tidied up, TERRIBLE THINGS will happen to me.

It's for a project at school, we've got to see how long we can go without tidying up!

NOTE: THESE EXCUSES ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT, IF YOU WANT TO USE THEM, THEN YOU CAN, BUT DON'T BLAME ME IF YOU GET INTO MORE TROUBLE!