^^see title.

it's all true.

...you must deliver your babies to me in brown, unmarked paper bags.

give me your children.

i feel like i'm in the Blues Brothers Dx
"How much for the little girl?"


So...if you have too many babies...give them to ME.
I promise you they shall not be harmed...

Dear Pets,

I ____ you.

You have a nice ______.

You make me _______.

You should _______.

Someday I will ______.

You + me = ________.

If I saw you now I'd __________.

I want to ________ you.

I would build a _______ just for you.

If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
_______________