Ive had 34 blonde moments out of 38 lol


[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total=4

[x] You have ran into a tree.
[x] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x]People have called you slow.
total so far=13

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[x] You just laughed.
total so far=19

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x sometimes ]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far=23

[x by accident]You have eaten a bug.
[x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket(glasses)
total so far=27

[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
total s

MONTH:
Mommy, guess what! I am a little ball now, and soon I will be a little baby! I don't know if I am a boy or girl, but just you wait!
2 MONTHS:
Yes, Mommy! I have the form of a body, but I still don't know if I am a girl. I know you want to get rid of something, I can feel it in your heart, but I don't know! What is it Mommy?
3 MONTHS:
Mommy! Mommy! I have fingers and toes! My head is here to, and Mommy, why does your heart slow down and get sad? It is hurting me, Mommy.
4 MONTHS:
Mommy, I heard you and a guy screaming. He said, "I don't want it!" and you said, "Me neither, but that is what you get for not protecting me!" Mommy, are you hurt?
5 MONTHS:
Guess what Mommy, you heard the doctor, I am a girl! Mommy, you are crying! Mommy, what is wrong? Mommy? MOMMY! Mommy, I am worried!
6 MONTHS:
OWCH! MOMMY! The doctor hurt me! He put a sharp stick in me, and it burns Mommy. It.....It.....i......t......Mommy, I am tired. I am going to take a nap.........goodnight Mommy.....
DEAD:
Stacy, my supposed to be mother, I am in Heaven now. God explained to me what abortion is, and I don't understand you. Why would you do this to me, your child? Why would you ruin the life I never got to live?
Mommy, you could have given me away, I don't care, but kill me? Mommy, when I got to Heaven, I saw all the possibilities I could have had. Don't you get it Stacy? You are a murderer, you broke a commandment.
When you die and come to Heaven, God says you will come, I am never going to call you 'Mommy'. I will never think of you more than just a murderer to a young life.




TO ALL THE KIDS WHO NEVER HAD A LIFE, THIS IS TO YOU!

stop abortion. IT IS MURDER!


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TARGET IS A SAD PLACE
I found this somewhere,very sad

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,

are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay the

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All that 9-11 has in common

1) New York City has 11 letters.
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who
threatened to destroy the Twin Towers
in 1993) has 11 letters.
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

This could be a mere coincidence, but
this gets more interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against
the Twin Towers was flight number 11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92
passengers...9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin
Towers, was carrying 65 passengers...6
+ 5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or
9/11 as it is now known..9 + 1 + 1 =
11
6) the date is equal to the US
emergency services telephone number
911...9 + 1 + 1 = 11

Sheer coincidence..?!
Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside
all the hi-jacked planes was 254..2 +
5 + 4 = 11
2) September 11 is day number 254 of
the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
3) The Madrid bombing took place on
3/11/2004..3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11
4) the tragedy of Madrid happened 911
days after the Twin Towers incident.