[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. [ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. [ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. total=0
[ ] You have ran into a tree. [ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow. [ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. [ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. [ ] You just tried to sing them. [ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [ ] You have choked on your own spit. [ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. [ ] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice. [ ] You just looked at it. [ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. [ ] People have called you slow. total=4
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. [ ] You have caught yourself drooling. [ ] You've fallen asleep in class. [ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh. [ ] You just laughed. total=4
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking. [ ] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about. [ ] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you. [ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice". [ ] You use your fingers to do simple math. total so far=5
[ ] You have eaten a bug. [ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important. [ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. [ ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket. total so far=8
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you. [ ] You break a lot of things. [ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you. [ ] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused. [ ] You have fallen out of your chair before. [ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
