----------------Girls-------------- -----------are like apples------ -------on trees. The best ones----- -----are at the top of the tree.----- ---The boys dont want to reach--- --for the good ones because theyre-- -afraid of falling and getting hurt.- -Instead, they get the rotten apples- from the ground that are not as good, but easy. So the apples up top think something is wrong with them, when in -reality theyre amazing. They just-- ---have to wait for the right boy to ---- come along, the one who is- ----------- brave enough to----- -------------climb all--------- -------------the way-------- ------------to the top-------- -----------of the tree.---------
[i got this from someone else, every thing in() iz what i added!(this is gonna be fun)]
why boy and girls go out all true
Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out again for 5 years
(dangerous)Advice....
WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!(or you are)
WHEN SHE ACTS SHY -SAY I LOVE YOU(and shell run away screaming)
WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU - CHASE HER(dont case her into the bathroom)
WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS - KISS HER(and hope thats what she wanted,and get slapped)
WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES - HOLD HER TIGHT(just forget you even read this one or your gonna look like a rapist)
WHEN SHE IS SILENT - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU(or a way to get away from you, you FREAK)
WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!(or maybe she wants you to leave her alone)
WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO(you might as well not because if you do youll both be girls)
WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL(this is the only good peice of advice yet)
WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!(this really depends on what she screams)
WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS(*slaps self in the head in frustration* WHO WROTE THIS? DO not LISTEN!!!
WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!!!!!!! -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU(this might be ok but if you follow any of this advice shes probly scared of you!
WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY(i hope this syco doesnt give advice often)
WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS(does this even count as advice?)
post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one u love will too... (if care for your money/groin do not listen to or repost this!
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !! ha ha i culod raed it lkie so esay! can you?
