-=-=- Never go to bed angry... stay up and plot your revenge. -=-=- When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say you want oranges. ( -=-=- If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why try? -=-=- I believe in free will - I have no choice. -=-=- If I throw a stick will you go away? -=-=- If a tree falls in a forest on a mime and no one is around, does he scream? -=-=- I'm just a chocolate bar... sweet but half nuts! -=-=- If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? -=-=- Do not follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls. -=-=- Being stupid isn't a bad thing, you're just overdoing it. -=-=- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? -=-=- If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of... OMG! -=-=- People who live in glass houses should dress in the basement. -=-=- You have the Midas touch - everything you touch turns to a muffler. -=-=- What was the greatest thing BEFORE sliced bread? -=-=- If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? -=-=- I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. -=-=- What's another word for thesaurus? -=-=- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. -=-=- What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? -=-=- I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. -=-=- All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy. -=-=- They told me I was gullible. And I believed them. -=-=- A beggar asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, First let me see the sandwich. -=-=- Experience is the one thing you have left when everything else is gone. -=-=- I had amnesia once. Or twice. -=-=- Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. -=-=- What if there were no hypothetical questions? -=-=- One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. -=-=- I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. -=-=- How can there be self-help groups? -=-=- Is there another word for synonym? -=-=- Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? -=-=- Is it possible to be totally partial? -=-=- If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? -=-=- Show me a man with both feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. -=-=- Is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste like chicken? -=-=- Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. -=-=- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. -=-=- C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit. -=-=- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. -=-=- Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone. -=-=- Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. -=-=- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? -=-=- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. -=-=- Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate. -=-=- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. -=-=- Give me ambiguity or give me something else. -=-=- Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. -=-=- How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? -=-=- How does Teflon stick to the pan? -=-=- How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand. -=-=- I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. -=-=- I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. -=-=- I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. -=-=- I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. -=-=- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. -=-=- I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. -=-=- I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke. -=-=- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. -=-=- I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. -=-=- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. -=-=- If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. -=-=- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? -=-=- If you lend someone 20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it. -=-=- If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. -=-=- It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. -=-=- Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. -=-=- No one is listening until you make a mistake. -=-=- Save the whales. Collect the whole set. -=-=- Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. -=-=- The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it. -=-=- The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. -=-=- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. -=-=- The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it. -=-=- There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. -=-=- There's too much blood in my caffeine system. -=-=- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. -=-=- We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart? -=-=- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? -=-=- What's the speed of dark? -=-=- Why is abbreviation such a long word? -=-=- Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? -=-=- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. -=-=- You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you! -=-=- My goal in life is to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am. -=-=- To err is human; to moo, bovine. -=-=- I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle. -=-=- Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when you're interrupting. -=-=- why do apartments stick together? -=-=- is congress the oposite of progress? -=-=- why do they put artificial lemons in lemon juice and real lemons in floor cleaner? -=-=- why do they leave the door to the bank wide open, but chain the pins to the counter? -=-=-
if u want 2 learn a LOT about me & yourself i think this would b tha place! Prep: [x] You own something from aeropostale [x] You own somthing from hollister [x]You own somthing from american eagle [x] You own somthing from abercromie [x] You have blonde or brown hair [x] you've been called a prep [] You have converses [x] you wear ballet flats [] You don't play sports [x] You straighten your hair(i scrunch it sometimes) Multiply by 10 Total 80%
Gangster: [] You have Bapes(whatever that iz) [] You know the song "Thizzle dance" [] You listen to mac dre [] You usually wear jerseys [x] You've held a real gun(i liv in south GA duh! [x] You wear nikes [] You play basketball or football [] You never wear pink [] You've been called a gangster [] You listen to gang related music Multiply by 10 Total: 20%
Emo: []You've worn black nail polish [] You use to cut your wrists []You like "my chemical romance" [] you wear black eyeliner [] You have no friends [] You usually wear black [x] You've been called emo [] You Have black hair [] You rarely talk []You sit in corners Multiply by 10 Total: 10% Jock: [x] You have at least 5 medals ( 12) [] You have at least 2 trophies (1) [] You have at least 4 jerseys(nope just suites) [] You watch NBA playoffs [] You have had practice almost everyday [x] You played on a team [] You've been called a jock [x] You have been told you're good at a sport [X] You've played in at least 7 tournaments [x] You've coached young kids in a sport Multiply by 10 Total: 60%
-------------------------------------------------------- [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [x]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree. [] It IS possible to lick your elbow - [x] You just tried to lick your elbow.-not possible 4 me []You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.(hav known 4 ever!
[x] You just tried to sing them. Maybe... [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [x] You have choked on your own spit. - It hurt okay? [ ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. [x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice. [x] You just looked at it. -Geez people []Your hair is blonde/dirty brown.(more lik brown almost black!
[x]People have called you slow. Yep, everyday,every single day.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire -Pssh ya, but it wasn't toilet paper!oh, yeah thats rite it was... [] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. [x] You have caught yourself drooling. -All the time! [x] You've fallen asleep in class(but not before this year, when i got earth science w/ a boring teacher i will not name! cough cough [x] If someone says "fart" you laugh. [x] You just laughed. Tee Hee!
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking [x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about [x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you [x]You are often told to use your "inside voice". [x]You use your fingers to do simple math.
[]You have eaten a bug. no, never i would rather eat lunchroom food!wait! wats tha diffrence? oh those poor lunchroom ladies! [x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important - it's my homework!
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket -Hand of course
[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you. [x] You break a lot of things. [] Your friends know not to use big words around you [x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused [x] You have fallen out of your chair before(only once or twice) [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
I don't want to count that one out, someone do it for me?i lost count! -------------------------------------------------------
[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.(yes boyfriend, unlik some bi people i know!*strain* not-goin-2-say-names!her-OH, i almost did! oh yeh mr."the one i am not talking about" why havent u mailed me back? its not because i blessed u out iz it? i still want to b friends! [X] You have your own room. [x] You own a cell phone. [X] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman. [] Your parents are still married.(it depends on if u mean still married 4 tha 1st time or 2nd time) [X] You love your family [x] There is a pool/spa/lake in your backyard. Total so far:6
[X] You dress the way you want to. [X] You hang out with friends more than once a week. [X] There is a computer/ laptop in your room. [] You have never been beaten up [X] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to [X] Your room is big enough for you (and my doberman, and cat, but not my horse!lol joke) []People don't use you for something you have(i dont think they do) [X] You have been to the movies.(uh yeh just went yesterday! Total so far: 12
[] You have over 500 friends on myspace [] You have pictures on myspace [] Your parents let you have a myspace [X] You get allowance/loan. [x] You collect something normal. (do pets count?) [X] You look forward to going to college/university/tafe(ALBURN) [X] You don't wish you were someone else. [X] You play/have played a sport. [X] You want to do something after school/college/university)(uh be a vet) Total so far: 18
[X] Your family owns a car/truck/van.(truck & jeep) [X] You usually don't fight with your parent(s). [X]You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life [X] You have friends. [X] You've never had a detention Total so far: 23
