Guide to Flash Games

Now that flash games need no skill, only quick completion times, here's my new guide to flash games.
T0 - Do this everyday unless you're an idiot
T1 - You should play everyday, won't take much effort at all
T2 - Takes a little bit of effort and/or time, do so if you're not super busy
DNP - Do Not Play

21 Blitz - long and requires playing, DNP
Getting a positive score is difficult, because busting = score going down, yet you don't want to have to wait for the over 8 minutes required to time out. You also don't want to score too many, lest you pass the level. If you've got several minutes to spare and/or are good with balancing the need to get 21s and the need to bust over 21, play. But my general recommendation is DNP, do not play.

Addow Ride - short and minimal playing, T0/T1
Just keep your cursor in the center. Watch your monkeys slide down and birds run into your poles. Edit: Alternatively, get 1/2/3 monkeys, then split the poles apart. Also, the game runs even when you switch tabs, so it's even easier than I first thought it was.

Baterminator - long and minimal playing, T2
You only have to shoot 1, 2, and 3 bats respectively, but the amount of time it takes for all 30 bats to pass by is enormous, hence T2. Go do something else while this is running.

Battle of Baspinar - medium and some playing, T2/DNP
You must be able to shoot 1, 2, and 3 enemies respectively. If you just suck horribly at this game, DNP. Otherwise, keep in mind that you CAN NOT SWITCH TABS while waiting to lose this game. If being able to do other stuff on your computer while marapet flash games run in the background is what you're looking for, also DNP this game.

Biala Tetris - short and minimal playing, T1
Just keep pushing the space bar. To get three distinct scores, you might have to move a few pieces over before pushing the spacebar. Basically still super easy though.

Blackjack - short and minimal playing, T1
You have to win 1, 2, and 3 hands respectively, unless you successfully doubled in one of your games. Still pretty easy though. If you don't want to think at all, just keep pushing "stand" until you win 1/2/3 hands.

Bounchy - short and minimal playing, T0
Bounce 1, 2, and 3 times respectively. Super short and easy

Candy Cannon - short but some playing, T1/T2
Getting three distinct scores and then firing five misses takes more skill/time than you'd think it does. Still, not too difficult though if you know what you're doing.

Dagger Throw - requires either time or playing, T2
You can either actually play this game and aim for the center to make it go quickly, or you can spam the throw button, which can take a while, especially since you might miss the board completely.

Domino - short and minimal playing, T1/T2?
Like Biala Tetris, only first you have to make 1/2/3 match(es) of three before space barring the rest of the way to end the game. First game is super easy. Getting three matches might take a little bit more of your time though.

Dukka Trove - mostly short with minimal playing, T1/T2?
Remember to get at least 1 point and most of the time, there'll be a spike early on that lets you end a life. Remember that you gain points even as your falling, so keep your three scores as diverse as possible.

Football - long with some playing, DNP
Scoring 1/2/3 points isn't too difficult once you get the hang of it, but this is another one of those games where you can't switch tabs. And so that's six minutes of sitting on the Football screen. (You do not have to actively guard though, if you just stand in place, the AI will keep just running against you with the ball sandwiched in place) Just don't bother on most occasions.

For Sale - medium with a lot of playing, T2
The only way to end a game of For Sale is to "win" by buying the club house. It takes good players generally a little bit over a minute to win, so it's not a huge time commitment, but you do have to be buying low and selling high the entire time. This is one of those games where if you actually like playing this flash game, play it, but if you don't like playing this flash game, then don't play it.

Free Cell - long with some playing, DNP
Get an ace/a few aces/2s or 3s in to score some points, then go do other stuff for 8 minutes and wait for it time out. Generally, DNP, but if you're ever bored, or you like Free Cell, earning 1 game point on Marapets is better than playing Free Cell for nothing on your computer?

Fropa Attack - some time or some skill, T2
You can either just wait in a corner until one of the sharks gets you or you can actively chase after the sharks, neither is particularly appealing, but it shouldn't take TOO much time or effort.

Fruit Harvest - medium with minimal skill, T1/T2
Get 1/2/3 apples and then wait to time out. Only a /T2 because 3 apples takes you lvl 2, and thus timing out takes almost two minutes. It's definitely a good game to do at least twice every day though.

Gumball Machine Madness - short with a little bit of skill, T1
Click the piece closest to the gumball machine to end the game fast. Make sure you pass a couple, and then a few level for your second and third game so you don't submit the same score twice.

Hexxagon - T1/T2
Edit: The easiest way to get points it so lose at Hexxagon really fast by losing all your pieces. Convert a couple opponent pieces for a score, then jump around without converting opponent pieces until the opponent has converted all your pieces and you lose.

Item Collector - long but minimal skill, T2/DNP
The game runs even when you're not on the tab, so collect a couple items and then go do other stuff while the game suicides (however, sometimes the game suicides very slowly, and there's always the risk of getting a duplicate score because you weren't paying attention and it collected items even while you weren't playing) It feels like it shouldn't be an irritating game, but it surprisingly can be.

Klondike Solitaire - long with some effort, DNP
Make one run through of the deck (or less than one run through) and then wait the 8 minutes for it. Basically, same as Free Cell.

Leido Bounce - medium with some effort T1/T2
Bound 1/2/3 Leidos in and then avoid six Leidos. Maybe it's just because I'm bad at this game, but it takes me quite awhile to finish three games. I think the trick to it is if you can't bounce it in in one shot, give up and try to figure out the correct angle for the next one.

Mahjong - short with minimal effort, T1
Make 1/2/3 matches and then spam the hint button to end the game.

Marapet Keeper - mostly short with minimal effort, T1/T2?
Make 1/2/3 matches and then wait for the time to run out. If you managed to make a combo or a match of four, even less playing required.

Memory Pets - DNP
You have to actually play through all three rounds before you can send your score. Unless you have superb memory, it takes like, four or more minutes for one game point, definitely not worth it.

Moon Racoons - medium with some playing, T1/T2
You can mindless click on whatever is flashing or you can try to tilt the quells towards one side by repeated clicking on one side of the quell. You can even wait for the flashing to drop back to the bottom most quell before trying to tilt the entire structure more. Make sure you're at a different height each time before trying to end the game.

Muffin's Bricks - medium with minimal effort, T1/T2?
Getting 1/2/3 groups of four is simple, but time runs very slowly, if at all, when you're not on the tab, so it takes a while. Read a book or do something else while playing this.

Murfin Chase - T0
Collect a murfin and then run into a wall, super easy

Newth Box - T1
It takes a couple bounces before the newth even reaches the boxes, and be careful not to duplicate your score

Newth Snowboarding - a bit of time but minimal skill T1/T2
Keep accelerating until you hit a flag. Trying to purposely veer into your flag sometimes has the opposite effect, and I tried accelerating and then switching tabs, but then I wound up somehow at 0 speed and a pretty high score, so I don't even know what happened there. It doesn't take too long to lose three lives, but it's still kind of irritating and bit luck based how fast you can lose.

Oglue Lunch - T1/T2?
Another one where you can't switch tabs, you just have to wait out the first level with a book. Mercifully, you can hit the send score button after the first level though.

Pearl Skipping - T1
Hit Launch twice and then hit submit score. The hardest part about it is not accidentally duplicating your score or getting a score of zero.

Phanty Quest - T1/T2
Takes an unexpectedly large amount of effort to suicide, as the phanty doesn't move very fast. Especially for your third score, it requires passing level 1, which takes even more time.

Phanty Rescue - T2
Collect 1/2/3 bonuses, then ram into Ecruws to ditch your other four lives. If you're good at maneuvering, then it doesn't take long, but if you're not good at maneuvering, then it takes longer. Alternatively, you can sit on the tab and wait for the Ecruws to take all the phanties while you read a book, but really, it's much faster to just ditch your four lives. Neither option is really recommended though, since the general recommendation is to just not play this game.

Plasma Wars - T2
Another one where you're stuck on the tab, only it seems to take forever to lose five lives. Planes that shoot you come at an alright clip.

Protect the Egg - T1/T2
You don't even have to complete a level, dropping the egg and then picking it up again is 10 points, so it's drop and pick up 1/2/3 times, not play 1/2/3 levels. Even still, it takes a bit of effort to run into another penguin and drop your egg, pick it back up, and then drop it again. (Alternatively, pick it back up and then stay still) It might even be easier to beat a few levels, because then there are more opponent penguins to run it, how exactly you want to play this game is up to you. Not one of the best games to play in this new system though.

Rofling Gold - T0/T1
It only takes like, six seconds for your six hearts to run out. Just be careful not to pick up a chicken leg (although another six seconds won't be the end of you) and be careful not to duplicate your score, aka, collect the same number of money bags twice.

Rolfling Stamper - T1
Just keep spamming one number. Remember that your score goes down after losing life, so make sure you don't accidentally end up with a score of 0 or a negative number.

Shoot the Fatty - T0/T1
Shoot 1/2/3 fatties, then switch tabs until you hear the noise that indicates the game has ended.

Simon - T1
Click 1/2/3 colored buttons in the right order. The only downside is that there's a lot of lag time.

Sindi Slide - T1/T2
You can either just let it run and hope you're lucky and it'll end soon (the two times I tried this, I was not very lucky), or you can try to guide the Sindi to a quick death, although I personally, am not very good at that, but T1 for people who are good at this game.

Sokoban - DNP
I'm not sure how you lose at this game. Does it time out at a certain time? I think I vaguely remember losing at this before, but I don't remember now...

Spider Solitare - T2/DNP
Like the other Solitare and Free Cell, it's some playing coupled with 8 minutes of waiting. You can just wait out the first game, so it's a little bit less playing than the other two.

Sudoku - DNP
Unless you're really good at sudokus, anything besides Easy 1 takes forever. (You could of course, try to randomly guess, but that's just a lesson in frustration)

Undead Billards - T1
Score 1/2/3 balls and then wait out the 2.5 minutes. Unless you're impatient, then you could try potting the cue ball for even faster demise, but the timer runs even when you're on a different tab, so there's really no point to putting in more effort.

Ushunda Invaders - T1
Get some points, then go do other stuff on a different tab.

Whack an Azul - T0/T1
Whack once, then miss on the other four. (Or hit the other four, although hitting it makes the game last a bit longer)

Yakubi Attack - T2/DNP
The only way to lose is to stay on the tab for four levels. If you don't stay on the tab, you will keep leveling up and that will take even longer. Go read a book if you're that desperate for points.

Pet Stories IV

lidya14: Man, it's been a long time.

Dawnbreak: *sneezes dust* That's for sure.

lidya14: I've been back for almost a week. You think I'd have cleared out all the dust by now.

Mirolyn: But it's years of dust this time! Could you please not abandon for so long next time? Or actually, don't abandon us at all!

lidya14: Good to know some things haven't changed. None of your personalities have aged a bit.

Aquilianna: Why aren't you sharing the most important news of all? My name isn't ThePerfectPet anymore! It's finally Aquilianna. Granted, it only has one "l" because some other pet took Aquillianna. Lidya even paid real money for the naming certificate! Obviously I'm the most important one now.

lidya14: Now, now. See, your name was the only eyesore here, so I felt compelled to change it. Xuer has a no touch policy (although if I was ever super rich, I would like to capitalize the "x", but that's not very important right now). Also, Dawnbreak is my first pet, and she's going to be an Orange Dakota soon. I got the minipet Dokota Potion and an Orange Costume all lined up. I'm just waiting for her to hit 10 transformations first. This is going to be the first LE I'll actually adore.
Um, not that I dislike you guys, Faylar and Gaforre.
Speaking of Gaforre, let's introduce our new members!

Gaforre: Um, hi. I'm a sponge kronk and a new LE that lidya won from a luck of the draw giveaway.

Dawnbreak: Lidya totally didn't expect to win, so she's kind of at a loss now as to what to do with you. You'll probably just sit around for awhile while she decides.

Gaforre: Alright, that's cool, I guess.

lidya14: The other new addition is Kaladin! Named after the main character in my favorite book, The Way of Kings. He's in the temple and will hopefully become a Rolfling.

Eralin: Uh, I don't think I was ever introduced.

lidya14: Oh gosh, that's right. Well, this is embarrassing, but I don't remember where you came from. You were on my account when I got back from hiatus. You were probably adopted because you had a nice name. I think that was something I was doing before I went on hiatus. I might have also created you. *shrugs* Sorry, your origins are as blank as Gylantia's.

xuer: And...and don't forget the members we lost too.

lidya14: That's right. Utrinity and Vatia are getting auctioned. Actually, Utrinity was already auctioned for 156K. Vatia will go for around the same price. They're both slightly under priced, but I hope they'll both go somewhere where they'll be appreciated, instead of just being one of many in my fasoro pack.
Ha! Nevermind about that. I see Utrinity going back up in the auctions at the same price I put her in. Seriously, like six people bid on her though. Why did the last person bid if she didn't even really want the pet? At least she's not trying to turn a profit by buying low and selling high. (Or maybe she was trying to profit and found that she couldn't? I feel like pet auctions are not the best place for investment and resale though)
Anyway, before we get even more off track, who hasn't spoken yet?

Asch: Me. I don't have much to say. I'm still a Royal Tantua who reflects your love for Tales of the Abyss?

Gearoid: I haven't said anything either. I'm well stated enough that lidya's curious as to what she could trade me for. I feel kind of unloved, but I'm also the most well trained and her go-to battle pet. So maybe it's just passing curiosity on lidya's part.

lidya14: Uh, well. Time will tell on that front. If I get a massive over offer, like a W/N of any of the following: Hairy Chibs, Anime Kujo, Hairy Kujo, Angel Sindi, Toy Sindi, Winter Sindi, Bee Willa, or Minipet Willa (this wound up being a nice reason to look up all my favorite expensive LEs), then I'd trade you. Otherwise, I'm just curious how much you're worth to other people compared to how much you're worth to me. Or maybe someone will offer a semi-statted LE. Who knows. I'll trade for the right offer, but it's not that I don't care about you at all.

Okay, and that's it for now.

Pet Stories III

Dawnbreak: We've had a family member change!

Camensia: *sob* Lidya abandoned Valshain and created Asch, what was she thinking?

Asch: Um, *awkward pause*, She really wanted something with this name. She apparently fell in love with the anime character Asch from Tales of the Abyss.

Dawnbreak: Yeah, so anyway, this is our new family member Asch. Everybody please give him a warm welcome.

Vastara: Great, another non-LE joining us again.

Gearoid: And how many times do I have to tell you to stop looking down on the rest of us? You don't even have your own bed.

Utrinity: Hey! I don't have a bed right now either. Lidya's been complaining about the prices that sky rocketed since she returned after a one month break to discover that pets can now get tired again. The rest of us are rotating until lidya manages to restock something. We'll just all have to wait patiently.

Gearoid: Oops, sorry.

Asch: I suppose I'm the new portal pet now?

Dawnbreak: Yeah, lidya hasn't even decided what she wants you to end up as yet, so it'll be okay. Maybe the portal will turn you into something nice, like me.

Mirolyn: Really? Dawnbreak, how do you ever get used to looking as a Devil Crindol?

Dawnbreak: *blush* Well, it's better than some of the other things I've been turned into. Lidya's still aiming for that Dakota potion for me and then cossie me orange.

Gylantia: I suppose the rest of us aren't changing then.

Dawnbreak: Nope, she likes all of you as fasoros, not sure what she has planned for Camensia though.

Camensia: *still sad over the loss of Valshain*

Dawnbreak: There'll be more next time once Asch settles in a little. Talk to y'all later.

Edit:

Asch: Guess what? I got turned into a Royal Tantua, on my first try too!

Gearoid: Great, now I have a twin, I suppose I'm the new portal pet now.

Lidya: Yep, it's really ironic too because in Tales of the Abyss, Asch has a replica, the replica's name was Luke though, not Gearoid, and Asch came first...

Gylantia: Oh my gosh! Lidya, you spoke!

Lidya: Yep, you guys were having way too much fun, and now I get to explain stuff myself, instead of hearing it second hand from Dawnbreak.

Dawnbreak: Hey! I was a very good narrator!

Lidya: I'm sure you were. Well, anyway, there's a new bedding order. Asch, Dawnbreak, Gearoid, and xuer are now staying at the hotel. I'm sure it's better than the hut I currently own. The rest of you have beds except Vastara. I can't wait until you turn zombie and I get to trade you.

Vastara: What?! Trade me? But I'm your only LE!

Lidya: Not with that attitude you soon won't be.

Mirolyn: Yay!

ThePerfectPet: Can you get rid of Mirolyn while you're at it?

Lidya: Of course not! I created her, you know. I don't know where you get all this animosity from.

ThePerfectPet: She's just too cute and annoying.

Lidya: But I dote on xuer a lot more, and none of you have a problem with her.

Vastara: I do.

Lidya: You don't count anymore.

ThePerfectPet: But xuer is this shy, nice pet that you got for free. Mirolyn is different.

Lidya: Suurrre...I'll figure out the real reason one day.

Dawnbreak: Getting ready to wrap up?

Lidya: Yep. I'm going to be running through some pets rather quickly so I can take some photos. Need ten to pass a goal.

Dawnbreak: I'm a photo pet now!

Lidya: Yep, you sure are. You get a picture tomorrow.

Dawnbreak: Yay!