Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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Man : I want to give myself to you.
Woman : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
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Man : You look like a dream.
Woman : Go back to sleep.
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Man : What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Woman : What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
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Man: Did you hurt yourself?
Woman: When?
Man when you fell down from heaven.
Woman: Not as much as you did when you fell down from notre dame cathedral.
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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27 months old 03,01,10

Yes 27 months old!!! In marapets! Let me figure out the years and days!