333 Ways out of Wal-Mart

Ways to get kicked out of Wal Mart

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart

2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment

3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham

4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."

5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____

6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"

8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"

10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"

11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men

13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them

14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice

15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts

16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens

18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department

19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap

20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor

21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d

Life Survey

[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[X] You have your own room.
[ ] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman.
[X] Your parents are still married.
[X] You love your family (50% of them)
[ ] There is a pool/spa/lakee in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 4

[ ] You dress the way you want to.
[ ] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[ ] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[ ] You have never been beaten up
[X] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to
[X] Your room is big enough for you
[X]People don't use you for something you have
[X] You have been to the movies.
T 0 T A L: 4

[ ] You have over 500 friends on myspace
[ ] You have pictures on myspace
[ ] Your parents let you have a myspace
[ ] You get allowance/loan.
[X] You collect something normal.
[X] You look forward to going to college/university/tafe
[ ] You don't wish you were someone else.
[X] You play/have played a sport.
[X] You want to do something after school/college/university
T 0 T A L: 4

[X] Your family owns a car/truck/van.
[ ] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[X]You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life
[X] You have friends.
[X] You've never had a detention
T O T A L: 4

[ ] You know what is going on in the world.
[X] You are happy with your life
[ ] You usually aren't sick.
[X] You know more than one language.
[X] You have a screen name.
[X] You own/owned a pet.
[X] You know the words to more than 5 songs
[ ] You don't have any enemies
TOTAL: 5

Total over all: 21

times it by 3 = 63
101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F

My life is 63% perfect.
I have a D in life.
That's not good!!

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