Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out again for 5 years
Advice....
WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
WHEN SHE ACTS SHY -SAY I LOVE YOU
WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU - CHASE HER
WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS - KISS HER
WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES - HOLD HER TIGHT
WHEN SHE IS SILENT - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!!!!!!! -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one u love will either
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I am taking the bait - what do I have to lose right? (not much)
Hope it works!
Supposedly The Phone Will Ring Right After You Do This.
Just read the little stories and think of a wish as you scroll all the way to the bottom. There is a message there - then make your wish.
No attachment on this one.
Stories
I'm 13 years old, and I wished that my dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When I made my wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there my Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!!!
My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.
My name is Marion, i'm 13, the time here is 10:51 pm and I hope it'll take more or less than 30 mins for this wish to happen. Ad my wish is to have a great guy that would love me for who I am, and that he would call me to tell me he loves me.
What a great email it was!!
Hi My Name Is Sydney.I'm 10 years old.I Always wished that my teeth was perfected!When I Made This Wish it Was 1:50.At 2:00 I Looked In The mirrior My Teeth Were Perfurct!Wow!
Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).
Go for it!!!
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Congratulations!!! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully....it can be very rewarding!!!!
If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.
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Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on......
