take this test, if u get 10 or less u have black hair, if u get 25 or less ur brunette, if u get around 30 and beyond you are blonde [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. []You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree. [] It IS possible to lick your elbow [x] You just tried to lick your elbow. [x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. [x] You just tried to sing them. [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [x] You have choked on your own spit. [x]You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. [x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice [x] You just looked at it. []Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. [x]People have called you slow.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. [x] You have caught yourself drooling. [] You've fallen asleep in class [x] If someone says "fart" you laugh. [x] You just laughed.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking [x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about [] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you [x]You are often told to use your "inside voice". [x]You use your fingers to do simple math.
[]You have eaten a bug. [x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even know when you know it won't happen to you. [x] You break a lot of things. [x] Your friends know not to use big words around you [x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused [x] You have fallen out of your chair before [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... ... .. . DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... > > >> > > > >> >she thought they should call "M&Ms" "W&W" > > >> > > > >> >she called me to get my phone number. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she spent 20 minutes looking at the > > >> >orange juice box because it said "concentrate." > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she put lipstick on her forehead > > >> >because she wanted to "make up" her mind. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. > > >> > > > >> > > ; > >> >she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she tried to drown a fish. > > >> > > > >> > > > > >she thought a quarterback was a refund. > > >> > > > >> >she got locked in a grocery store and > > >> >starved to death. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she tripped over a cordless phone. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she took a ruler to the bed to see > > >> >how long she slept. > > >> > > > >> > > > &g t;> >she asked for a price check at > > >> >the Dollar Store. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she studied for a blood test. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. > > >> > > > >> >She got hit by a parked car
> > >> >when she heard that 90% of all crimes > > >> occur around the home, > > >> >she moved. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >when she missed the 44 bus, she took > > >> >the 22 bus twice instead. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >when she took you to the airport and > > >> >saw a sign that said "Airport Left" > > >> >she turned around and went home > > >> >------------------------------------------------------------- > > >> >Now send this to at least 5 people and see how many people get a laugh out of this.Trust me im not making fun of u.Im even blonde.Well used to be.lol
