I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... > > >> > > > >> >she thought they should call "M&Ms" "W&W" > > >> > > > >> >she called me to get my phone number. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she spent 20 minutes looking at the > > >> >orange juice box because it said "concentrate." > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she put lipstick on her forehead > > >> >because she wanted to "make up" her mind. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. > > >> > > > >> > > ; > >> >she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she tried to drown a fish. > > >> > > > >> > > > > >she thought a quarterback was a refund. > > >> > > > >> >she got locked in a grocery store and > > >> >starved to death. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she tripped over a cordless phone. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she took a ruler to the bed to see > > >> >how long she slept. > > >> > > > >> > > > &g t;> >she asked for a price check at > > >> >the Dollar Store. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she studied for a blood test. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. > > >> > > > >> >She got hit by a parked car
> > >> >when she heard that 90% of all crimes > > >> occur around the home, > > >> >she moved. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >when she missed the 44 bus, she took > > >> >the 22 bus twice instead. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >when she took you to the airport and > > >> >saw a sign that said "Airport Left" > > >> >she turned around and went home > > >> >------------------------------------------------------------- > > >> >Now send this to at least 5 people and see how many people get a laugh out of this.Trust me im not making fun of u.Im even blonde.Well used to be.lol
Ha Ima blond ! Yes, I am the kind of girl that ; can trip over a flat surface , I did twice already today =) and the kind of girl that will pull on a push door. or however that saying goes ! =)
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