yeah i made a play. Got a problem with it?????Kialoma: What a wonderful day! [S F X: cat hiss] Kia : What the heck?[goes outside sees a creature like a human but with a sword and ears] Creature: Mrruuummmfff! Help me! Kia: Oh??? My???God???[SFX: scream] Cat: Mrowwwww! Kcccchhhkkk! Creature: God save me! My???Name???s???Roiaio???I???m a Samiliaon. JUST SOMEONE GET THE DANG CAT OFF ME!!!!! Kia: Here, Kouigi! [Cat gets off Roiaio and jumps into Kia???s arms] Roiaio: Thanks, I owe you one. Follow me. [Roiaio Leads Kia to a Pool]Come on in to my world!
Act 1 Sean 2
Kia: Oh???Wow ??? [Kia looks around and sees barren landscape] Roiaio: Dang it! My Brother has gotten the best of me???AGAIN! Kia: What brother? Roiaio: My BEAST of a brother Roiaio. [six: Fox Howl] Roiaio: Oh??? Crud . Maddie! Kia: Who? Roiaio: My Friend who is a girl. Kia: So your girlfriend . Roiaio: Yes exactly. Kia: 0_o Roiaio: What?!? Act 2 Sean 1 Kia:*smiling* Roiaios got a girl friend! She give you the pretty necklace, too? Roiaio: No! Maddie is a friend! Two, just don???t say ???sit???! Kia: Why shouldn???t I say sit? Roiaio:*Falls on his face*OWWWIE! Kia: Let???s go help Maddie. And beat up that troll of a brother of yours, Koiasio. Roiaio: Wait! You???re not prepared!*Tosses Kia bow and glowing arrows*. Kia: GAHHK!!!*falls over* Roiaio: ouch??? Kia: SIT! Roiaio: Owwwie! >_>
Act 3 Sean 1 Roiaio: Grrrrr???.Koiasio! Koiasio: Well little brother???You have fathers taste in humans as well???*evil cackle* Kia: Shut up you son-of-a??? Roiaio: Shut up you wench. Kia:0.0 ok??? Roiaio :FROZEN BLOOD BLADE![s f x :sshhhink] Kia: We must flee! Roiaio: right??? Maddie: You mutt! Stupid one eyed idiot! Kia: HEY! Stop that! Roiaio: Pfffttt Someone: Help! Curtain Quickly closes Act 3 Scean 2 Someone : GGGWWAHHHH![S x f : crash] Roiaio: Crud. Not again! RAWR! Kia: Ugghh??? Roiaio: Stupid Shrine monks. Kia: Huh? Roiaio: Come on??? Kia: SMOKE! Roiaio: What? Girl: AHHHH! Maddie: Another girl? Ok, Roiaio tell the truth. Roiaio: Wa???da mean? Maddie and Kia: Who do you like?!? Roiaio: I???ll be moving to nuna Girls: where is nuna? Roiaio: Nuna your business Girl #3: Name is Soqua. Act 4 Sean 1 Kia& Roiaio: GWWAHHH! Soqua: What Did I do? Maddie: Scared em??? half to death. Wusses. (Falls of rock she was standing on) Roiaio: Let???s go to that cave. Everyone: Kay Goes in the cave new moon is clear. Roiaio: Hey Guys lemme??? sing you a true song. (Play I told the devil where to go) Kia: Are you all right? Roiaio: Oh god???NO!(runs of stage to left) Kia: Is he sick or something? Maddie: no. Half Samiliaon half human and half Samiliaon. They change Forms on lunar cycle ends and begins. Kia: oh no.
Curtain closes slowly Act 4 Sean 2 Roiaio: HA! Kia: EAP! Maddie: Oh dang it. Soqua: Nice for a welcome wagon. Roiaio: Wa???da say you wench? Soqua: Nothin. Roiaio: Thought so,(Grabs Kia)Make ONE smart move and its setsquia for her.(Evil cackle) Kia: save me??? Soqua: PUT THE GIRL DOWN! Kia: Soqua NO! Roiaio: (Rolls his bloody red eyes) Kia: Roiaio, if you are still there open your heart. ( Play listen to your heart) Roiaio: (Puts Kia down)Girl you won???t slip away. Kia: will I? SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! Roiaio: OW OW OW OW! (Roiaio goes behind smoke and changes back) Roiaio: My back feels like someone through a bunch of boulders at it(wince in pain, then fall over acting as you just fainted) Kia: Are you okay? Roiaio: You smell nice Kia: Only complement I???ll get from you Roiaio: For a human. Kia: (Slaps Roiaio) Roiaio: Wadid I do? Kia: nothing let???s get out all of us. Everyone: Kay
Act 5 Kia: Eh???D???ya think we are being watched? Roiaio: Nah. Too quite... Voice: Your weakness is true. Water is what scares you. Kia: Wow I didn???t know You are a poet, Koiasio Roiaio: Brother! Koiasio: Now prepare to DIE! Muhahah Roiaio: Oh dang. Gwahhahh Everyone: NO! Roiaio: Nooooooooo!
Act 5 Kia: Roiaio???s gone...Darn you Koiasio! Death Bead Arrow! Koiasio: Flee I must! Four hours later where Roiaio is Roiaio: God my stupid brother almost murdered me! Samiliaon girl: Yeah Shaaadddd uppp! Roiaio: Sintari? I thought you were dead! Sintari: Well I???m not dead! Drunk. (Sintari smacks Roiaio) Roiaio: I???m in pain and you slap me?!? Sintari: Red Rum! That???s what almost happened to you! Roiaio: And you call me drunk. Act 6 Kia: Hey, He slid down the water fall. Maddie:Who the unlucky fella to turn into a surf bord? Kia: No one .There is a path down here! Soqua: Gawd! More walking! Kia: about six steps down. Maddie:That???s dang nice. Kia and friends go down the steps to find Sintari and Roiaio saying ???red rum!??? Roiaio:Guys this is Sintari!My sister! Sintari:Yeah Little brother.You almost had Red Rum! Kia:What? Roiaio:Murder! Kia:So shes coming with us I guess. Act 7 Kia:Man.you found your sister! Roiaio:Yup...Koiasio! Koiasio:This time I wont fail! (Roiaio Is killed) Kia:EVERYONE KILL HIM! Maddie:BOTTLE FIRE BLAST! Soqua: WINDSCARLET! Sintari: BLOOD ANGEL! Kia: DEATH BEAD ARROW! Koiasio: NOOOOOO!(Koiasio is killed) Kia:he is gone!(starts bawling like a two year old) Sintari:That was Red Rum. Maddie:A cold one at that. Soqua:We will never forgive ourselves. Act 7 Sintari: We may never see his spirt again .We might have killed Koiasio but that wont bring Roiaio back. Kia: Crying wont help the fact either, He???s gone. Maddie: Well store the coffin already! Smells like rotting flesh. (after burial) Kia:What the?(finds jewel of six blades) Sintarih My Lord!(pulls out savexing wrap) Maddie:That???s weird.(pulls out Lantarin) Act 8 Kia: (sing angel) (Appering out of fog the items found in pockets of others are on the grave) (Samiliaon full)Roiaio:I have risen! Kia:Mrrrrrrpph! Warrior of mantaier tribe:Who is gonna save you now? Roiaio:That would be me. Kia:R...o...i...a...i...o! Roiaioancing Blood! Kia:Your alive! Roiaio:Yes and you are too.(hangs shiantle on kia) Kia: wow I???m a? act 8 Roiaio: Samiliaon.a full one. Kia: I m stuned! Roiaio:And as a gift of Gratitude ,May you be my bride? Kia:0-o.Yes,I...WILL! Roiaio: May it be settled my queen! Kia: As for you my king! Together: May we dance till we can dance no longer! (singing (duet) ketchup song) Roiaio: You Realize that Sintari, Maddie, And Soqua just vanished? Kia: I heard that they went out for food. Sintari: Who told you that? Maddie: Yeah High Class Wench. Soqua:I agree. Roiaio:Then Who is that guy over there? Trio: Don???t look at us! Kia : -_-.Wow He looks like... Roiaio: Lormi? Kia: Who? Lormivanish) Roiaio: Don???t worry.Atttcchhh----oooo! Kia: Here my Cloak???s warm. keep you from getting sick. Roiaio: No , I???m fine.(Wheeze) Kia:Carry him off to bed. Sintarilaughing)Ill go ..phhtt ..Make medicen .PAHHHAHHHA. Kia: The world has gone mad. Souqa:Just between you and me...She is insane. Lormi:More in all. Everyone:AHHHH! Lormi:What?
Sin: Hi Lormi. Kia:You made Roiaio sick! Lormi:Yeah, so? Sin: Its her Boyfriend. Lormi: Well Sorry the vanish effect is kinda harsh.(Crazy for this girl is sung) Sin: Aw Kia:*gag* Roiaio: What the heck? I was only having an allergy attack !Lormi Where you been ? Sin:With me. Roiaio: Ohhh... Something: Well Time to break it up! Alicia: Girls Sammilons of cheetah heritage come on out! Samion:Appral is everything! Zanily:More like Deadly weppons! Lormi: Shatered blade! Kia: Forsight! Roiaio: Silver Claw of Destiny! Maddie: Destiny knot! Sin: Call of the wild Bat! Souqa:Wind Scarlett! Alicia: (Hits Roiaio) Samion: Flee! Roiaiowwie! Sin:I will go get bandeges. Roiaio:I think It just healed! Sin:lemme see that arm! Its STILL bleading? Roiaio:Give me thant bandage now! Sin??? Roiaio:Smug little smirker... Sir.Luke: Better not be talking to me! Lady Lustrus:Yeah were the kitchen chef,and tailors! Maddie:So what?You gonna Pin us with needles and break an egg over our head? Lady Lustrus:No ... This!AURA SPHERE!
Everyone:Gwwahhh! (Roiaio is hit) Sir luke: HAHAHA! Sin: Would it kill ya to not kill each other? Maddie: Yes? Kia: Ay yi yi. Lormi: And there???s a war going on you quarter-wits. Everyone: Wha?!?! Lormi: You heard my words, The mantaier tribe Is attacking. Sin: I???ll go settle this.
Kia: I???ll go out there. Roiaio: Me too. Kia: Oh no.(Looks at sin with only one hand hanging from the side of the cliff.) Lormi: Sin! Roiaio: Owwww. Sin: HELP YOU MORONS! Soqua: ( Staff) WIND TUNEL! (War is sucked up) (Sin falls) Maddie:Greatttttt....SOQUA! Kia: Roiaio is gonna kill you. Sin: Sings happy ending Roiaio: I???m gonna go lay down now Hintari: I???ve Risen! Kia: Sin Is Insane. Roiaio: Shad up! Maddie: Mmmmff. Soqua: Hey I???m Looking Ova the dang Cliff. Kia: So? Soqua: I see a ghost with a mecha hand and a bone swearing. Roiaio: Sin? Lormi: Naw. Hintari: I???m Not DEAD!*climbing wall* Lormi: Ohhhh Shizit. Hintari: COME BACK YOU COWARD!WHEN I GET UP THERE YOUR DEAD MANTIER MEAT! Soqua: Great Lormi You P.O.ed your dead corpse girlfriend. Lormi: AHHHHHHH! Galari: Good. Hintari Hates Lormi and will fall for me. Hintari: Really?I could go all homicidal em. Galari: Fine. Hintari: Roiaio Roiaio Roiaio Roiaio: Huh? Wazthat? Hintari : DIE! Roiaio: Other room, Hin. Hintari: Oh. Sorry. Lormi: Oh snap! ( chase scene) *Lormi is pounded to death* Maddie: BWAHAHAHAH! Galari: Great! Roiaio: Go away! Galari: No. Maddie:*stands by hintari, Galari, and Darkarabyse.* Galari: See ya on the flip side! *group walks through portal.* Back at underworld Hintari: the holiday ball! Galari: So? Maddie: So? So... WE CAN KILL EM ALL! Darkarabyse: Well... Maddie: men! You take us! Everybody: Hahahahaha! Hin: Oh your SERIOUS? At the ball: Everybody looks for the Shadow crew DJ: On the stage! Hin: ???Buddha???s delight??? Roiaio: Hey wheres Galari? *Galari swings in on the gig saving Hin from VAMPIRES. Pulling a string releasing mirror warning the crew* GUYS! Roiaio: EN GUARD! Kia: Yin and YANG! Kaaaaaabbbbboooommmmb *Hin and Galari land* Roiaio: You look familiar,Galari Galari: Maybe Im better known as ... Everyone: Koasio??!!?!?! Galari: Yes Hin: What are yall standen here for? it???s the holidays so shut up and dance! Galari: Crew! We need to scoot to da stage! Crew:*Rocking around the Christmas tree* *haunika song* *Galari and Hin kiss* Everyone: GASP! Interception Hin: *talks to, Roxsas ,Axel, Dymex, and xigbar.* Dymex: Holy sh... *Saix walks in* Axel: So how???s the Superiors??? butt today? Saix: Mind you but,*punches*Never make fun of the emo king. Hin: Pfffttttt???HAHHAHA! Back to the castle Roiaio: How come Hintari can go to the castle of oblivion? Soqua: Cuz she has no heart. Castle of oblivion
Luxord: Look at them they run around like ants! Saix: They are ants Luxord.Xigbar! Zaldin! Hintari! Group: What? Saix: Why is Luxord acting dimmer than usual? Xigbar: Well we thought it yould be funny if we gave him some Sake. Saix: D: Luxord: Wheeeeeee im a unicorn!!!!!! Hintari: D: Zaldin: Did he just say he was a??? Luxord: Lets go to candy mountain Charlie! Zaldin: *whacks head* Zaldin,Saix and Hin: And you wonder why we call you stupid Xigbar. Hintari: That???s just a waste of sake! Galari: Hey hin Hin: Yeah Galari: I just cant love you Hin:*slaps*for who? Galari :Larxine Two days later At bar Hin: so what Saix: Wow she s like actually ???HOT! Paralyzer Dance together Castle Hin & Saix: Hi guys!!!!!! Roiaio: D: Where???s maddie? Maddie and Darkarabyse: Here! Kia: D: Hin : Anyways, Galari has gone insane. He???s coming in to destroy our worlds soon. Roiaio: Were ready. Galari: Im backkkkkkkkkk. Kia: What do you mean back??? Roiaio: Koiasio! Hin:Blaaarrrggg. Galari: Saix who is it me or the girl? Saix: the girl. Galari: Then DIE! Demon Strike! *Saix is wounded across face* Hin: You ******* Galari: *gulp* Hin: Roiaio, Kia, Maddie, Darkarabyse! Cover me! Hand turns to steal knifes Galari :trips Hintari Hintari: Spin strikes to legs. Galari:*falls to death* Hin: Never mess with our??? SAIX!
Hintari: Tries best to heal. Fixes blood Saix: Thank??? Hin: Shhhh???.*kisses* Never do that again! Maddie: Squeeee!*Kisses Darkarabyse* Roiaio: That???s the last load of evil for now. Hin: thank god! Darkarabyse: Indeed