101 ways to get kicked out of walmart
13 years, 11 months & 29 days ago
2nd May 2010 19:39 I do not own these! I found them elsewhere!
1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in such long time!" Then later say "What are you talking to me for?!? I dont know you!!"
3. Put all of the hams by the hairspray
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!!"
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the clothing racks and randomly pop out.
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Buy things that will make a cashier think. Like a ski mask, and a baseball bat.
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
12. Throw skittles at people and scream "Taste the freeking rainbow."
13. Throw random items into other peoples carts, when they arn't looking.
14. Grab a guitar and start singing for money.
15. Randomly walk between people holding hands.
16. Go to an empty checkout, dressed as a target employee, and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware's" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, such as a stalker would, until they go to a checkout.
19. Throw balls at people, knocking them over and yell "WIPEOUT!"
20. Set up a concert of singing dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Ride the bicycles through the store.
23. Do your own radio show over the intercom
24. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up
25. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYONE RUN!
26. ive got another reason to get kicked out of walmart: go up to random people, chew your gum as loudly as you can and say "Hi............ Is this annoying you?......Good" and chew louder in their ear until they call security (it works better if they work there)
27.Walk in wearing a chicken costume and harass people
28.Walk up to any one in the store, and say "Your a wizard Harry."
29.Stand up on a clerk counter and sing.
30. Go to the electronics department and take random photos and videos with the cameras.
31. Push your way through everyone you see.
32. Go to the camping department and yell "fire!!"
33.Jump in someones shopping cart.
34.Challange customers to wrapping paper duels.
35. Put all the shopping carts in the automotive section and tell the workers they all need alignment.
36. Have shopping kart races.
37. Drive your car through the front doors and inform the greeter that you need your tires changed.
38. Knock all of the glass off of the shelves.
39. Sit in the plumbing section on a toilet and grunt everytime someone walks by.
40. Run into the store and yell "This is a hold up!" then run for it.
41.Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off
and turn the volume up to full blast.
42. Get five carts full of milk then check out , then walk and get more milk then dont have the money.
43.While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
44. Talk to your imagary friend and interduce him to employes and ask to meet theirs.
45. Show a cashier magic tricks.
46. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
47. Find a man or woman that looks like they have money and say your a hobo and need some food.
48. Beatbox on the intercom.
49. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
50. Go to an empty counter and insist you work at it.
51. Get a bunch of friends. Everyone has to blast a tv. speaker.
52. Start a sports game at the enterance.
53. Ask an employee for a job application and scribble all over it.
54. Put makeup in a mans cart.
55. Play moneybars in the meat department.
56. Sing loudly throughout the store.
57. Go kick a staff member and scream "Stop harassing me!!!"
58. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
59. Run laps around the store.
60. Stand inside a freezer in the frozen foods. When people see you, pound on the glass.
61. Put cheap stuff, such as candy, on layaway.
62. Yell "zombie" every ten seconds.
63. Sleep
64. Tell everyone to marry you.
65.Ask people if they want your autograph.
66.Put on a pair of rollerblades and go through the isles honking a horn.
67. Stand in a crowded place with at least one employee and yell, "There's a sale at Target!"
68. Go late at night and make a mess out of the place.
69. Bring in some waterballons and throw them in electronics section were the TV's, Flat Plasma Screens are at .
70. Buy items from the store and sell them outside.
71. Turn on all of the lights and decor in the holiday secotion.
72. Start turning on the TVs and get a pillow and lay on the floor and watch. Don't forget a blanket.
73. Scream at the top of your lungs "Oprah!!"
74. Act like a king/queen and everyone else has to serve you.
75.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, ???No, no! It???s those voices again!???
76. Leave small gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
77. In the auto department, practice your ???Madonna??? look with various funnels.
78. In the shoe depattment, switch the shoes in the boxes so a size 7 is with a size 3 and so on.
79. Ask everyone in ???Electronics??? ???Do you know what CD this song is on? I don???t know the name but it goes like this:???. Then sing loudly, and don???t stop until somebody throws you out.
80.Walk around with signs and shout "Down with Wal-Mart!". "Wal-Mart cannot take over the world!"
81. Walk up to random people wearing the Darth Vader helmet and holding a lightsaber, stare at them intensely, and breathe very deeply. Afterwards, point and say "LUKE! I AM YOUR FATHER!" It works even better if you're a girl. Then, take off the helmet and show the freaked-out customer you're a girl. After that, run away laughing hysterically.
82. Hold shoppping cart races.
83. Try on undergarments over your clothes.
84. Say things like, ???Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies????
85. Rearrange the CD's
86. Stand in front of the Preparation H. Ask everyone who walks by which hemmorhoid remedy they prefer, then launch into a detailed description of your own problem.
87. Ask someone to use their phone, then call an out of country number.
88. Ask the cashier if you can stand next to them the whole day for a school project.
89. Ask if you can have a job there for the day as an intern.
90. Use anything that says "try me".
91. Act suspicious and stick your arm in your jacket when leaving store. As you???re walking through the doors act like you???re expecting the alarms to go off. Then quickly look around you to see who???s watching and run away as fast as your can.
92. Go to the electronics department and scream "IM NOT GONNA STEAL YOUR COOKIES!!"
93. TP the Christmas trees.
94. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light and say ???blink??? each time it blinks. Don???t look away, just stay mesmerized.
95. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out.
96. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"
97. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"
98. . Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you.
99. Hold barbie for ransom.
100. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in.
101. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and NScream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"
__BONUS__
These are Ways to get kicked out... by fans!!
1). Grab your DS and go sit in the little kid chussy chair area and when people walk by yell " shut up, your interupting my gaming time"
2). Play Walmart BINGO, outloud
3).Get on a minature bike and ride it around screaming random things.
4).Dress up like creepy lake people, do a weird dance around the lobster tank, and make weird noises!
5).Go buy some tennis balls then repeatedly play wall ball outside and inside
6). Get in one of those wheel chairs, electric ones at entrance, and chase people in one.
7).Go to the underwear section, put on old
fashioned "granny panties" and ask a worker, in a british
accent, if the underwear makes your butt look big.
8).randomly fall down and fake a seizure,spray people with a super soaker,when a song comes o the radio yell "oh my god!this is my favorite song!" and start singing loudly
9). Change all of the prices on the merchandice.
10).Get a ball ,and throw it at the people that work there,and say you thought they were a spider.
11).Throw ballons full of pudding at people.
12). take a disposable camera and run around the store telling people to "say Cheese!!!"
13).Get a nametag, go into the bathroom, and ask if the people would like assitance.
14).Put on a spidey costume and climb the shelves, use a spiderman web shooter on people as they walk by
15). Run around and fall down.. then do it again.
16). Hit employes with shopping carts when a new gaming system comes out.
17).Have a samurai battle with authentic armor right in the middle of the store, and in the battle have stormtroopers shoot eachother with paintball guns.
18). Stick your hands in the lobster tank, and try to take them out,
19).Scream at the top of your lungs asking to get thrown out. Preferably done near the Customer Service place.
20). Start a food fight in the dessert isle.
21). Make a trail of tomato sauce leading to the female restroom.
22).Ask them for the m&m's you put on lawaway 2 years ago and don't take no for an answer
23). Barter with the cashier and challenge them if they wont give you a discount.
24). Hide in clothing racks and yell "Pick Me, Pick me!!"
25). Find anything that needs to be assembled and dump it out in the aisle and start putting it together right there...even better if you need to go over to the tools and get a screwdriver or hammer....and if you actually get it assembled, call an employee over there and ask if you can have it delivered
26). Brink Nintento DS games and play with theirs.
27).stand at the entrance and greet people that come in..........and check receipts for the one leaving.
28).push somebody on the ground and say "i was testing your gravity."
29).STuff backpacks full of newspaper and wear them in with your friends. As you as you step in, start singing the ghostbusters song at the top of you lungs.
30).stand at the entrance and greet people that come in..........and check receipts for the one leaving
31). Say you lost your little sister in the store and get like a ton of employes to help u hey they might put the place on lock down or something.
32).Get in the tents and when people walk by tell them to bring a pellow and join the slumber party.
33).go to the electronics department and say you want every game for the ps3 they have and when they ask for money say you dont have it.
34).dress up in an 80's out fit and tip toe around with your back to the isles and your hands in the shape of a gun! i did this with my friend after an 80's dance at school its totally fun and people give you weird looks.
35).Stand at the entrance and say "Welcome to Narnia" in a funny accent to every entering the store
36).Open some nerf guns with your friends and run around playing nerf tag with them and when they ask you to leave, take the nerf guns with you
37).open a box of lucky charms drag around the opend box with them spilling out and loudly yell "it seems i've spilt me lucky charms!" in a brittish accent repeatedly!
38).Get afew of ur buddies and all sit in a shopping cart and scream " WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" when ur not going anywhere.
39).Randomly Put adult dipers in adults carts when there not looking
40).Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe with it hidden. Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
41).Put your hand in front of items and then walking down the isle knocking everything down. While doing this, whistle and act like nothing is happeningg
42).wait in the toy section until a littlekid or anyone picks up a toy,then jump on the floor and have a tantrum ans scream,"he/she took my toy!" and go tell security on them!
43).Dance on an empty pole and yell, "I TOLD EVERYONE I WAS GOING TO BE JUST LIKE MY MAMA!"
44).Put on a thong or whitey-tighty's over your pants and then tie a towel around your neck. Then run around the store saying, "Superman/SuperWoman is my hero!"
45).go to the paint section get some REALLY BRIGHT color. go to the front of the store (inside) and paint start painting there walls. When they ask WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Awnser, these wall are ugly so i painted them.
46).Print out a list of 101 ways to get kicked out of walmart, get a nametag, and hand them out to customers.
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