An old lady was lonely so she decided to get a dog.She went to her local pet shop and ask did he have a dog for sale.He did but it was huge so she looked around and could find nothing but reptiles left so she got a snake she called it 'Big Bertha' but was small. When she got home she put 'Big bertha' in her new glass box she gave it normal snake food every day and he ate normally.But the old lady was afraid to pick p the snake with out any one else there in case it squeezed her to death so she poked and tapped at the glass cage and a few days later the snake wasn't eating the somehow the old lady did not want the poor snake in it's cage all day so she took him out and let him explore the room for an hour before she went to sleep but she still noticed that he was still not eating and he got longer and longer each day plus every morning she would find the snake straight beside her like a measuring tape he still would not eat so she brought 'Big Bertha' to the vet the vet explained that the snake wasn't eating because he was streaching himself down to the same lenght as you she also explained that she woke up next to him like a rope every moring the vet again explained he was measuring the old lady so HE COUD EAT HER!
The old lady was very shocked and left the snake at the vet and that night she died of stress and frighting nightmares thinking about the snake streaching himself to gobble her up.

Poor old lady
Now you know that a snake
should not be teased in it's cage
or he could get annoyed and do the same thing
snakes aren't supposed to be pets people! tey
are suppoed to be out in the wild free
And we all could imagine what the snake would look like
if he was eating her she was very lucky to have
used her head and brought the snake to the vet

This story is 100% true
But no name is metioned for leagal reasons

so if you think snakes are to buy to show off to your friends the snake could get annoyed and do the same so remember never get a snake if your afraid to touch it other wise you could risk being eaten alive by a snake!

To whom it may concern (Ian)


I am getting worried i might get banned because someone told me if i log off and my sister(cupcake789) or friend(coocoo1111)log on after me that you might think that I own their accounts so you might ban me and them so if some logs on after me it's not me maybe it could be if i was helping them with their dailies but still i am not in control of their profiles here is a list of people who would reagualy log on my laptop onto their accounts......

1.coocoo1111
2.cupcake789
3.leon2187
4.supershona96
5.dogslover369
6.Gothicchic123(me)

so please read and understand i am not hacking them or i don't own multiple accounts and i also wrote this for the saftey of the list above

they log onto my laptop because i know them and they usally come around to my house and log on to show me stuff or if their comuter is broke and if they are missing out on events i will give a helping hand and let them on

Kindest regards

GothicChic123(Alex)

Write what you got

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I ate
February------I bit
March--------I laughed at
April----------I kissed
May----------I hugged
June----------I sniffed
July-----------I danced with
August--------I sang with
September----I screamed at
October-------I slept on a
November-----I ran over
December-----I bashed up

Pick the day you were born on:
1-------A grasshopper
2-------A piece of paper
3-------A pillow
4-------My Sister
5-------A worm
6-------A phone
7-------My school bag
8-------A
9-------my Best Friends Dad
10-------my Neighbor
11-------my Maths Teacher
12------- ELMO!!!
13-------a Fireman
14-------a Toad
15-------a Goat
16-------a Pickle
17------- your Mummy
18-------a Spoon
19------ - Duck
20-------a Baseball Bat
21-------a Ninja
22-------Britney Spears
23-------a Noodle
24-------a Squirrel
25-------a Balloon
26-------my Sister
27-------my Brother
28-------an I-pod
29-------a Surfer
30-------a Llama
31-------A Homeless Guy

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm ah-mazing and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

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